翻译：ardeesr
我猜这一切开始于八岁的时候。 Man: I GUESS IT ALL BEGAN WHEN WE WERE ABOUT 8 YEARS OLD.
从一开始 RIGHT FROM THE START,
我们俩想要完全一样的东西。 WE BOTH WANTED EXACTLY THE SAME THING.
Samuel，告诉大家, Teacher: AND, SAMUEL, SHOW THE CLASS
当你长大了你最想住在哪里。 WHERE YOU'D MOST LIKE TO LIVE WHEN YOU GROW UP.
我想住在一个大房子里, I'D LIKE TO LIVE IN A HOUSE
在一片田野上，有树木和花草。 IN FIELDS WITH TREES AND FLOWERS.
非常好。 VERY GOOD.
那你呢，Antonia？ HOW ABOUT YOU, ANTONIA?
我想住在一个大黑鞋里。 I'D LIKE TO LIVE IN A BIG BLACK SHOE.
哦，对，像在儿歌里那样。 OH, RIGHT, LIKE THE LADY IN THE NURSERY RHYME.
我知道了 I SEE.
嗯。好。 HMM. GOOD.
你呢，Jeremiah？ AND WHAT ABOUT YOU, JEREMIAH?
告诉我们你长大以后 SHOW US ALL WHERE YOU WOULD LIKE TO LIVE
想在哪里生活呢？ WHEN YOU'RE GROWN UP.
Jez，这是我的生意伙伴 Man: NOW, JEZ--THAT'S MY BUSINESS PARTNER--
始终额外投入10% HAS ALWAYS PUT IN THAT EXTRA 10%.
你从哪里拿到这个的，Jeremiah？ WHERE DID YOU GET THIS, JEREMIAH?
我自己做的。 I MADE IT.
你确定吗？你没偷吗？ ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDN'T STEAL IT?
不。 NO.
谁做的？Jeremiah? WHO MADE IT, JEREMIAH?
我做的。 I DID.
我做了灯。 AND I MADE THE LIGHTS.
你是怎么 HOW DID YOU--
我也加了小人。 AND I MADE THE PEOPLE.
但你是怎么 BUT HOW DID YOU--
我用了电 I USED THE ELECTRIC HOLE.
胡说 Teacher: BULLSHIT.
现在，Dylan…最后一次， NOW, DYLAN... FOR THE LAST TIME,
告诉这位来自IRS的先生 I WANT YOU TO TELL THIS NICE MAN FROM THE IRS
今天下午在大通曼哈顿银行 EXACTLY WHAT YOU WERE DOING
你在做什么 AT THE CHASE MANHATTAN BANK, THIS AFTERNOON.
我告诉过你，我来查看我的账户 I TOLD YOU, I WAS CHECKING MY ACCOUNT.
你有阅读障碍 YOU'RE DYSLEXIC.
是啊，不识数。 YEAH, NOT INNUMERATE.
我知道，但你没有银行账户 YEAH, I KNOW THAT, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE A BANK ACCOUNT.
你不能被禁止拥有银行账户 YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE A BANK ACCOUNT,
知道为什么吗？ AND YOU KNOW WHY THAT IS?
因为你只有8岁 BECAUSE YOU'RE 8!
我来跟这个孩子说, IRS Man: LOOK, LET ME HANDLE THE KID.
这没有用 THIS ISN'T GETTING US ANYWHERE.
有趣的是，从很小的时候， Adult Dylan: IT'S FUNNY. EVEN FROM AN EARLY AGE,
我就能搞定会计师 I'VE ALWAYS BEEN ABLE TO HANDLE ACCOUNTANTS.
现在，你这个小鬼， NOW, YOU LITTLE BRAT,
我们现在都累了 WE'RE ALL GETTIN' REAL TIRED,
所以你为什么不告诉我 SO WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME,
男人对男人 MAN TO MAN,
今天在银行是怎么回事儿 WHAT WAS GOING ON IN THE BANK TODAY?
我在为这个存钱 I'M SAVING UP FOR THIS.
不是写字这面，在另一面。 Dylan: NO, NOT THE WRITING. IT'S ON THE OTHER SIDE.
但是Dylan，像这样一套豪宅 Headmistress: BUT, DYLAN, A MANSION LIKE THIS
要花10万 WILL COST YOU A HUNDRED GRAND.
是，哈哈 YEAH. HA HA HA.
一个孤儿，无意冒犯， AND WHERE'S AN ORPHAN-- NO OFFENSE--
从哪儿找这么多钱？ GONNA FINDTHAT KIND OF MONEY?
BGM：《我和你对抗世界》By Space [ME AND YOU VS. THE WORLD BY THE SPIDERS PLAYS]
* I FIRST MET YOU HANGIN' KNICKERS ON THE LINE *
* FROM THAT MOMENT ON
* I KNEW THAT THERE COULD ONLY BE *
* ONE OUTCOME, ME AND YOU AGAINST THE WORLD FOREVER *
* YOU HAVE NO FOLKS, AND I'M JUST A JOKE *
* BUT WE MADE A VOW
* THAT WE WOULD NEVER SELL EACH OTHER OUT *
* A LIE DETECTOR WOULDN'T MAKE ME DOUBT YOU *
* NOW WE KNOW THAT IT'S US VERSUS THE WORLD, NOW *
* ME AND YOU AGAINST THE WORLD, NOW *
* LOOK UP THERE IN THE SKY, NOW *
* SEE THE STARS, WELL, THEY'RE SHINING JUST FOR US *
* HEY, NOW, ME AND YOU AGAINST THE WORLD, NOW *
* LOOK UP THERE IN THE SKY, NOW *
* SEE THE STARS, WELL, THEY'RE SHINING JUST FOR US *
* WE HITCHED A RIDE THAT WOULD TURN OUT SUICIDE *
* I HAD MY .45 REPLICA GUN
* I DIDN'T THINK WE'D EVER NEED IT *
* DIDN'T KNOW HE HAD A REAL ONE LOADED *
* YOU WENT IN FIRST, TOOK THE WORST *
* COULDN'T HEAR ME SHOUTING YOU TO STOP *
* ABOVE THE BUSY TRAFFIC PASSING BY *
* WE PROMISED THAT TOGETHER WE WOULD-- *
* NOW WE KNOW THAT IT'S US VERSUS THE WORLD, NOW *
* ME AND YOU AGAINST THE WORLD, NOW *
* LOOK UP THERE IN THE SKY, NOW *
* SEE THE STARS, WELL, THEY'RE SHINING JUST FOR US *
* HEY, NOW, ME AND YOU AGAINST THE WORLD, NOW *
* LOOK UP THERE IN THE SKY, NOW *
* SEE THE STARS, WELL, THEY'RE SHINING JUST FOR US *
18年后 Dylan: 18 YEARS LATER,
我的魅力和智慧 AND MY CHARM AND WIT HAD RUN DRY
在美国已经失效 WITH THE GREAT AMERICAN PUBLIC.
我欠了一群不好惹的家伙 I OWED A LOT OF MONEY
很大一笔钱 TO A GANG OF BIG GUYS WITH HAIRY SHOULDERS.
我有两个选择，要么失去一些重要器官 IT WAS A CHOICE BETWEEN LOSING SOME OF MY VITAL ORGANS
要么去英国 OR GOING TO ENGLAND.
我去了英国 I WENT TO ENGLAND.
在那里，我认识了Jez，并且立刻 THERE, I MET JEZ, AND RIGHT AWAY,
我了解到他拥有一些我没有的东西 I KNEW HE HAD THINGS I'D NEVER HAVE--
社交无能，科技天才 SOCIAL INCOMPETENCE AND TECHNICAL WIZARDRY--
我们一起从事 SO WE BECAME A TEAM AND TOGETHER STARTED
一种良好老派的家族生意。 A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED FAMILY BUSINESS--
敲诈有钱人 FLEECING RICH GUYS.
Greenway先生，你知道你为什么在这里吗？ MR. GREENWAY, DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE?
你在这里见证最先进的科技。 YOU'RE HERE TO SEE TECHNOLOGY AT ITS MOST ADVANCED.
购买第七代电脑。YOU'RE HERE TO BUY A SEVENTH-GENERATION COMPUTER.
人声识别电脑。 A HUMAN VOICE RECOGNITION COMPUTER.
一台你可以对着说话的电脑 A COMPUTER YOU CAN TALK TO.
一台可以与你对话的电脑 A COMPUTER THAT'LL TALK TO YOU.
你是否熟悉 ARE YOU AT ALL FAMILIAR
Symbeleen大型计算机？ WITH THE SYMBELEEN MAINFRAME COMPUTER?
嗯 MMM.
Symbeleen只能读懂3000个常用词 THE SYMBELEEN CAN UNDERSTAND JUST 3,000 COMMON WORDS.
它却要装在空调柜里 IT HAS TO BE HOUSED IN AN AIR-CONDITIONED CABINET
像这个桌子这么大 THE SIZE OF THIS TABLE.
Greenway先生，这是无用的 MR. GREENWAY, THIS IS USELESS.
这是科学家的玩具。 IT'S A SCIENTIST'S TOY.
我将为你们把一切简单化 I'M GOING TO KEEP THINGS SIMPLE FOR YOU,
就像我们的设计师对Verbitec VT88.55做的那样 LIKE OUR DESIGNERS DID ON OUR VERBITEC VT 88.50,
或者Johnson，我们也这样叫它 OR JOHNSON, AS WE LIKE TO CALL IT.
女士们先生们，可以请你们站起来吗？ LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CAN YOU STAND UP, PLEASE?
可以来这桌子这边吗？ CAN YOU COME TO THIS SIDE OF THE DESK?
这就是Johnson Dylan: THIS IS JOHNSON.
第一台可以真正不用使用键盘的电脑 IT'S THE FIRST COMPUTER TO BE TRULY FREE OF A KEYBOARD.
Greenway先生，没人喜欢打字 MR. GREENWAY, NOBODY LIKES TO TYPE.
所有人都喜欢说话。 EVERYBODY LIKES TO TALK.
你喜欢说话吗？我喜欢。 YOU LIKE TO TALK? I LIKE TO TALK.
Johnson不仅理解3000个单词。 JOHNSON HERE DOESN'T JUST UNDERSTAND 3,000 WORDS,
也不止6000个单词 NOT JUST 6,000 WORDS--
而是你或我每天最常用的词汇 THE COMMON EVERYDAY VOCABULARY OF YOU OR ME--
Johnson能理解80024个单词。 JOHNSON UNDERSTANDS 80,024 WORDS.
Johnson可以打字，归档，处理文字 JOHNSON HERE WILL TYPE, FILE, WORD-PROCESS,
记账 DO YOUR ACCOUNTS--
你只需要做的是 THE ONLY THING YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO
给你的女人买个生日礼物 IS BUY YOUR LADY'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT,
Johnson会提醒你日期 ALTHOUGH JOHNSON HERE WILL REMIND YOU OF THE DATE
如果她不是你老婆 AND ALSO IF SHE'S NOT YOUR WIFE.
哈？我有没有泄露了什么秘密？ HUH? AM I GIVING AWAY SECRETS HERE? HUH?
闲聊结束 ENOUGH OF THIS CHITTER-CHATTER.
让我们看看这个宝贝怎么工作 LET'S SEE THIS BABY WORK.
下午好，Johnson JOHNSON, GOOD AFTERNOON.
下午好，Wolford
今天怎么样？ HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
很好。
很棒，对吗？ IT'S GREAT, HUH?
JOHNSON--
你想试试吗？ YOU WANT TO TRY THIS OUT?
来，这里 HERE. COME--COME HERE.
我将为你介绍 I'M GONNA INTRODUCE YOU TO JOHNSON.
Johnson，口令… JOHNSON, KEY...
介绍Greenway INTRODUCING GREENWAY.
你好，Greenway，请对我说话。
我们需要一些声音识别流程 WE NEED A LITTLE VOICE RECOGNITION SEQUENCE.
试试这个：我是一个小茶壶 TRY I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT.
什么？ WHAT?
儿歌《我是一个小茶壶》 THE NURSERY RHYME I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT.
它包含了所有元音，Johnson需要。 IT CONTAINS ALL THE VOWEL SOUNDS JOHNSON NEEDS.
哦，好的。 OH, RIGHT.
呃…我是一个小茶壶。 UM... I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT.
又矮…又胖 SHORT AND...STOUT.
又矮又胖 SHORT AND STOUT.
你的把手在哪里？ WHERE'S YOUR HANDLE?
这是我的把手 HERE'S MY HANDLE.
然后？ AND?
这是我的茶嘴 HERE'S MY SPOUT.
茶嘴。 声音识别完成。 谢谢你Greenway。
这很出色阿。 THAT IS REMARKABLE.
很了不起 IT IS INCREDIBLE.
我很感兴趣 I'M INTERESTED.
好的，好的。 GOOD. GOOD.
呃，天哪，我们超时了。 EH--OH, GOD. LOOK, WE'VE RUN OVER.
我要 I'M GOING TO, EH--
我会在几个月内联系你 I GOTTA CALL YOU IN A COUPLE OF MONTHS.
不不不不，我真的很感兴趣。 NO, NO, NO, NO. I REALLY AM INTERESTED.
不不不，不要误解我。 NO, NO, NO. LOOK, DON'T GET ME WRONG.
我觉得这很棒。 I THINK THAT THAT'S GOOD.
只是有其他团队要进来 IT'S JUST THAT THERE'S ANOTHER GROUP COMING IN,
我必须准备好。 AND I'VE GOT TO SET UP.
我们想要8台。 WE MIGHT WANT 8.
好，嗯… RIGHT. UM...
OK，情况是这样。 LOOK. OK. HERE'S THE THING.
下一家公司，如果顺利的话， THIS NEXT COMPANY, IF THIS WORKS OUT,
他们会需要 THEY'RE GONNA WANT
这个月内全部到位。 THIS MONTH'S ENTIRE DELIVERY.
12台，我们要12台，现在。 12. WE WANT 12. NOW.
他们一定会恨我的。 THEY'RE GONNA HATE ME FOR THIS.
OK，这样吧， OK, LOOK, HERE'S THE DEAL.
如果你可以现在给我10%的定金 IF YOU CAN GIVE ME A 10% DEPOSIT NOW,
我想我可以帮你留住这些电脑。 I THINK I CAN HOLD THEM FOR YOU.
Skippings，支票簿。 SKIPPINGS, THE CHECKBOOK.
很高兴与你谈生意，Wolford先生。 IT'S A PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU, MR. WOLFORD.
我们成功了！ WE DID IT!
OOH!
混蛋！ BASTARD!
Jez，看这是什么？ JEZ! WHAT IS THIS?
-你真是 -你！ -YOU ARE REALLY- -YOU!
天才！ A GENIUS!
WHOO!
干得漂亮，呃… FANTASTIC FINGER WORK, UM...UH...
Georgie。谢谢了 GEORGIE. THANKS.
我可不能告诉你这对我意味着什么。 I CAN'T BEGIN TO TELL YOU WHAT THAT MEANS TO ME.
放轻松，你可以拿走5。这太棒了 RELAX. YOU CAN TAKE 5. THIS IS GOING SO WELL.
听着，我们继续之前，我可以问你些事儿吗？ LISTEN, BEFORE WE CARRY ON, CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?
你确定这些都是光明正大的，对吗？ YOU ARE SURE THIS IS ALL ABOVEBOARD, AREN'T YOU?
呃，你看 UH, LOOK, THERE'S NOTHING
你不需要担心什么 FOR YOU TO WORRY ABOUT.
这些都是，像它看起来那样， THIS IS ALL COMPLETELY AS IT LOOKS.
我之前难道没有跟你好好解释过？ OR DID I NOT EXPLAIN THIS PROPERLY TO YOU BEFORE?
不，你没有 BUT NO, YOU DIDN'T, ACTUALLY.
哦，好吧，是我的错。 OH, WELL, MY MISTAKE.
嗯，OK UM...OK.
呃，我们是在… UH...WHAT WE'RE DOING IS, UH...
我得走了 [DOOR OPENS] I--I GOTTA GO.
我一会儿跟你说的，我保证。 I WILL TALK TO YOU LATER, I PROMISE.
Dylan，是第六代电脑， DYLAN, SIXTH GENERATION COMPUTER,
不是第七代。 NOT SEVENTH.
好的 RIGHT.
GEORGIE, GEORGIE, GEORGIE.
我们是好人，我保证。 WE ARE GOOD GUYS, I PROMISE.
你得相信我，好吗？ YOU JUST--YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME, OK?
OK?
OK. OK.
OK?
OK.
不，永远不要相信一个有翘臀的男人。 NO, NEVER TRUST A MAN WITH WOMAN'S HIPS.
* JESUS, I'M FREAKIN'
* I'VE HAD SUCH A WEEKEND
* I THINK I MUST BE TURNIN' TO GOD... *
你，你知道为什么我们在这里 YOU...YOU KNOW WHY WE'RE HERE.
你到这里来购买一台第七代- YOU'RE HERE TO BUY A SEVENTH--
第六代电脑。 SIXTH--HEH HEH-- GENERATION COMPUTER.
你来见证第六代… YOU'RE HERE TO WITNESS THE BIRTH OF THE SIXTH...
这台电脑糟透了。 THIS COMPUTER STINKS.
太烂了。 AND IT SUCKS.
我恨这电脑 I HATE THIS COMPUTER.
来这边。 COME ON OVER HERE.
向你介绍我的Johnson CAN I INTRODUCE YOU TO, UH, MY JOHNSON--
呃，Johnson UH, TO, UH, JOHNSON?
领带不错。 NICE TIE.
呃，谢谢。 UH, THANKS.
只是开个玩笑，它并不能看到。 THAT'S JUST A JOKE. IT CAN'T REALLY SEE.
你知道它能理解多少个单词吗？ DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY WORDS THIS UNDERSTANDS?
猜一下。猜一下。只是猜猜。 TAKE A GUESS. TAKE A GUESS. JUST TAKE A GUESS.
80048个单词。 80,048 WORDS.
天哪 GOOD GRIEF.
2800648个单词。 2,800,648 WORDS.
14800064个单词。 14,800,064 WORDS.
以及无限大的符号。 AND THE INFINITY SIGN.
你会那首儿歌吗，我是一个小茶壶？ CAN YOU DO THE NURSERY RHYME I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT?
不，我不会。 NO, I CAN'T.
胡子是真的吗？ IS THAT A REAL BEARD?
是的。 YEAH, IT IS.
是吗？ YEAH. IT IS?
这是我的把手，这是我的茶嘴。 HERE'S MY HANDLE, AND HERE'S MY SPOUT.
这是我的把手。 Man: THAT'S MY HANDLE HERE.
这是我的茶嘴。 THIS IS MY SPOUT.
很好。 ALL RIGHT.
提起我，倒杯水。 WHEN YOU LIFT ME UP, YOU POUR ME OUT.
我要走了，我要拿我的薪水。 I'M LEAVING. I WANT MY MONEY.
什么 WHAT?
不好意思 LOOK, I'M SORRY.
但是你的广告词是这么写的 BUT YOUR ADVERT.
“无论工作大小、 "NO JOB IS TOO BIG,
难易” TOO SMALL, TOO DIFFICULT."
给我，等会儿， -GIVE ME THAT CARD A SECOND.
不，没写“无论工作是否冒险” NOPE. CAN'T SEEM TO FIND "NO JOB TOO DODGY."
你好。 HELLO.
拜托拜托，求你了！ PLEASE, PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU!
我不想没礼貌。 LOOK, I DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE,
但你们是骗子，对不对？ BUT YOU'RE CON MEN, AREN'T YOU?
我能进来吗？ CAN I COME IN?
-从很多方面来讲，-什么？ IN MANY WAYS- -WHAT?
-不。-什么？ -NO! -PARDON?
不，呃… NO. UM...
那你是什么？ WELL, WHAT ARE YOU, THEN?
我们是90年代的罗宾汉。 WE'RE NINETIES ROBIN HOODS.
这，我正在… IT'S JUST--I WAS, UH...
我在等…你的团队在哪里？ EXPECTING TO-- WHERE--WHERE IS YOUR TEAM?
这或许更简单点儿 IT'S PROBABLY MUCH EASIER
如果你只跟我说，是不是？ IF YOU JUST TALK TO ME, ISN'T IT?
是的，当然了。 YES, OF COURSE IT IS.
你要进来吗？请坐吧 DO YOU WANT TO COME IN AND HAVE A SEAT?
你看，所有钱都会给穷人。 Jez: LOOK, ALL THE MONEY'S GOING TO THE POOR.
我以童子军的荣耀发誓 SCOUT'S HONOR.
好了好了，起来吧。 IT'S ALL RIGHT. GET UP.
Ross女士，你知道你为什么在这儿吗？ Dylan: MRS. ROSS, DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE?
你来这里见证最先进的科技。 YOU'RE HERE TO SEE TECHNOLOGY AT ITS MOST ADVANCED.
你来这里购买… YOU'RE HERE TO BUY--
Wolford先生，省省这些推销词吧。 MR. WOLFORD, CUT THE HARD SELL.
如果这个机器真的好用，我会买的。 IF THE MACHINE WORKS, I'LL BUY IT.
我会买下你的公司。 I'LL BUY YOUR COMPANY.
没问题，Ross女士。 ABSOLUTELY, MRS. ROSS.
嗯，你想站起来吗？ UM, DO YOU WANT TO STAND UP
来到桌子这边。 AND COME TO THIS SIDE OF THE TABLE?
你的把手在哪儿？ WHERE'S YOUR HANDLE?
阿，这是我的把手，这是我的茶嘴。 UH, HERE'S MY HANDLE, AND HERE'S MY SPOUT.
茶嘴。 Jez: SPOUT.
声音设别完成。谢谢你，Ross。 THANK YOU, ROSS.
了不起。 INCREDIBLE.
操作平台是什么？ WHAT'S THE PLATFORM?
呃，操作平台… THE, UH, THE PLATFORM--UM...
你看，我们的工程师， YOU KNOW, OUR--OUR ENGINEER IS, UM,
应该差不多是现在， IS DUE BACK FROM THE FACTORY
会从工厂回来， AT, UH, WELL, JUST ABOUT NOW, ACTUALLY,
你可以直接问他。 SO I'M GONNA HAVE YOU ASK HIM.
只要我可以看看它。 Mrs. Ross: IF I COULD JUST SEE IT.
这是Verbitec THIS IS VERBITEC,
也被称作Pinkworth先生。 OTHERWISE KNOWN AS MR. PINKWORTH.
他有一点奇怪。 UH...HE'S A LITTLE STRANGE.
Pinkworth先生，Ross女士想要看一下操作平台。 MR. PINKWORTH, MRS. ROSS WANTED TO SEE THE PLATFORM.
我要去打几个电话。 I'VE GOT TO MAKE A FEW CALLS.
不如你俩直接聊聊。 WHY DON'T YOU TWO TALK.
所以？ SO?
是什么操作平台呢，Pinkworth先生？ WHAT'S THE PLATFORM, MR. PINKWORTH?
UNIX.
事实上，这是UNIX NT的测试版 ACTUALLY, IT'S A BETA VERSION OF UNIX NT.
先进的操作系统。 ADVANCED OS.
它有查看文件的格式吗 CAN IT MAKE FORMAT VIEW FILES?
是的，可以的。 UH...YES. YES, IT CAN.
嗯嗯。 MM-HMM.
查看文件的格式，是什么？ FORMAT VIEW FILE-- UH, WHAT IS THIS?
你怎么花这些钱？ HOW DO YOU SPEND THE MONEY?
口令，设置查看文件的格式。 KEY, SETUP FORMAT VIEW FILE.
好的，请稍等。 Dylan, as computer: I'D LOVE TO. HOLD, PLEASE.
OH, JEZ, JEZ.
别不理我，Jez DON'T FREEZE UPON ME, JEZ.
嘿，你会花在哪里？ OH, COME ON. WHAT DO YOU SPEND IT ON?
跑车？女人？ FAST CARS? WOMEN?
-不要 -日光浴场？ -DO NOT -SUN BEDS?
在数据库搜索 RECOGNIZE FORMAT VIEW FILE.
识别查看文件格式 SEARCHING DATA BANKS FOR POSSIBLE MATCH.
Georgie，拜托，你得帮我们。 GEORGIE, PLEASE, YOU HAVE TO HELP ME.
我有阅读障碍。 I AM ALPHABETICALLY ILLITERATE.
我甚至不知道我为什么要看这个。 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M LOOKING AT THIS.
你把钱花在哪里了？ WHAT DO YOU SPEND THE MONEY ON?
钱？我们都花在孤儿身上了。 THE MONEY? WE SPEND IT ON ORPHANS.
孤儿？ ORPHANS?
一个孤儿安居计划。 AN ORPHANS HOUSING PROJECT.
你知道那些穷人 YOU KNOW, THOSE POOR...
无家可归的穷人 POOR PEOPLE WITHOUT FAMILIES?
好了，给我吧。 COME ON. GIVE IT TO ME.
最接近的 Dylan, as computer: CLOSEST MATCH--
查看格式文件 VIEW FORMAT FILE.
是否查找正确？ MATCH CORRECT?
了不起 AMAZING.
我能看看里面吗？ CAN I HAVE A LOOK INSIDE?
我对电路布局很感兴趣。 I'D BE REALLY INTERESTED IN THE CIRCUIT LAYOUT.
Jez，跟她胡扯。 JEZ, BULLSHIT HER.
-什么？-什么？ - WHAT? - WHAT?
跟她胡扯，你说过这东西在理论上是可行的。 BULLSHIT HER. YOU TOLD ME THE THING WOULD WORK IN THEORY.
在理论上是可行的。 IT DOES WORK IN THEORY.
理论上是什么意思？ WHAT DO YOU MEAN "IN THEORY"?
理论上，它一直是可行的。 IN THEORY, IT'S ALWAYS WORKED.
在理论上，它一直是可行的。 IN THEORY, IT'S ALWAYS WORKED.
但现在它还在测试阶段中 BUT, UH, NOW IT'S HERE IN PRACTICE.
但现在它还在测试阶段中 BUT NOW IT'S HERE IN PRACTICE.
运行着 WORKING.
给她画个图表。 DRAW HER A DIAGRAM.
画个… DRAW--
我来给你画个图表。 LET--LET ME JUST DRAW YOU A DIAGRAM.
这里有一系列的NAN门 AND THERE'S A SERIES OF NAN GATES
由PIN 6来控制 CONTROLLED BY PIN 6.
拜托 如果能让我看一眼 PLEASE, IT WOULD BE MUCH EASIER
就会清楚简单多了 IF I COULD JUST SEE IT.
Dylan你还好吗？ DYLAN, ARE YOU FEELING ALL RIGHT?
嗯 嗯 我还好 YEAH, YEAH, I'M--I'M COOL.
是Jez有压力问题 IT'S JEZ WHO'S GOT
而不是我 THE PROBLEM WITH PRESSURE, NOT ME.
我要打开它 Mrs. Ross: I'M GOING TO OPEN IT.
你看 我会自己打开它 LOOK, I'LL OPEN IT MYSELF.
哦上帝啊 OH, GOD!
给 用这个慢慢呼吸 HERE. BREATHE INTO THIS STEADILY.
我真的得走了 I'VE REALLY GOT TO GO.
别走 PLEASE DON'T GO.
拜托了 PLEASE--
请不要走 PLEASE DON'T GO.
有人开了辆红色奥迪车吗？ ANYONE OWN A RED AUDI?
车牌号P304-RGF LICENSE P304-RGF?
是我 YES, ME.
哦 你的车可能要被拖走了 OH, WELL, IT'S ABOUT TO GET CLAMPED.
哇 WHOO!
这太妙了Georgie THAT WAS AMAZING, GEORGIE.
呃 现在我能拿薪水了吗？ UH, COULD I HAVE MY CHECK NOW, PLEASE?
薪水？我之前问过你吗？ YOUR CHECK? HAVE I ASKED YOU THIS BEFORE?
你做过模特吗？ HAVE YOU DONE SOME MODELING?
是 其实你问过 YES, YOU HAVE, ACTUALLY.
你能相信刚才发生什么了吗？ CAN YOU BELIEVE IT BACK THERE?
我们钓到一些鱼 OH, WE SHOT SOME FISH.
大鱼 FAT FISH.
钱多到烧得慌的那种 WITH MONEY TO BURN.
他们简直就想直接给现金 IT WAS LIKE THEY WANTED TO GIVE US THEIR CASH.
我知道 当我告诉她 I KNOW. WHEN I TOLD HER
CPU里有一个64位变频器的时候 THE CPU HAD A BUILT-IN 64-BIT AST CONVERTER,
她甚至都没眨眼 SHE DIDN'T EVEN BLINK.
哇 WOW.
我们就差一点儿 WE ARE SO CLOSE.
是的 I KNOW.
再晚一步 我想我们就交代在那儿了 ONE MORE, AND I THINK WE'RE THERE.
下午好 先生 GOOD AFTERNOON, SIR.
嗨 我想兑现这些支票 HI. I'D LIKE TO CLEAR THESE CHECKS
然后关闭VERBITEC账户 AND CLOSE THE VERBITEC ACCOUNT.
周二我会再过来一趟 I'M GOING TO BE BACK ON TUESDAY.
到时候钱能准备好吗？ COULD YOU HAVE THE MONEY READY FOR ME THEN?
都要用面值50 IN FIFTIES?
面值50的？ IN FIFTIES?
现金，50面值 CASH. FIFTIES.
嗨 HI.
呃 UM...
好的 好的25块 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 25 BUCKS.
不 应该是60英镑 NO. £60.
呃 好吧 先给30 UH, ALL RIGHT, 30 QUIDDOS NOW
周五再给剩下30发薪日 AND, UH, 30 MORE ON FRIDAY. PAYDAY.
对文书工作来说 这很正常 THIS IS QUITE NORMAL FOR SECRETARIAL WORK.
真搞笑 在我给你打工时 IT'S FUNNY, BUT NORMAL WASN'T A WORD THAT SPRUNG TO MIND
正常可并不是能让我突然想到的词 DURING THE COURSE OF MY EMPLOYMENT WITH YOU.
也许我该去问问VERBITEC的那些人 MAYBE I SHOULD ASK THOSE NICE PEOPLE AT VERBITEC
他们是否觉得正常 IF THEY THOUGHT IT WAS NORMAL.
这种态度真是无情 THAT KIND OF ATTITUDE IS SO UNCHARITABLE.
拯救生命难道没有意义吗？ DID LIVE AID MEAN NOTHING?
拿上电脑 快点 GET THE COMPUTER! COME ON!
嘿 HEY!
嘿 Dylan: HEY!
嘿 HEY!
在干什么 Dylan: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
我的笔记 Georgie: MY NOTES!
我的笔记 MY NOTES!
简直不敢相信 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
天哪 他们毁了你打的东西 OH, GOD. THEY'VE RUINED YOUR TYPING.
他们还抢走了我的钥匙 AND THEY'VE GOT MY KEYS.
听着 别担心了 LISTEN, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THIS.
我们会想办法搞定这些笔记 WE'LL SORT OUT THE NOTES.
你为什么不和我们一起回去？ WHY DON'T YOU COME BACK WITH US,
打个电话问问关于你钥匙的事儿 MAKE A CALL ABOUT YOUR KEYS,
我们给你泡杯好茶 AND WE'LL MAKE YOU A NICE CUP OF TEA.
* WHO LIVES IN A HOUSE LIKE THIS? *
* IN NUMBER 69 THERE LIVES A TRANSVESTITE *
* HE'S A MAN BY DAY, BUT HE'S A WOMAN AT NIGHT *
* THERE'S A MAN IN NUMBER 4 *
* WHO SWEARS HE'S SADDAM HUSSEIN *
* SAYS HE'S ON A CHORE TO START A THIRD WORLD WAR *
* OH, IF YOU FIND THE TIME
* PLEASE COME AND STAY AWHILE *
* IN MY BEAUTIFUL NEIGHBORHOOD *
* IN 110, THEY HAVEN'T PAID THE RENT *
* SO THERE GOES THE TV WITH THE REPO MEN *
* IN 999, THEY MAKE A LIVING FROM CRIME... *
别介意这气味 它是 呃…… EXCUSE THE SMELL. IT'S, UM...
瓦斯？ GAS?
是的 THAT'S RIGHT.
你们也卖这个？ DO YOU HAVE YOUR OWN PEDDLE, THEN?
不 这水…之前是用在瓦斯上的 NO. THE WATER-- IT'S USED IN THE GAS.
我们用它来密封瓦斯 WE USE IT TO SEAL IN THE GAS.
天哪 这里很棒 OH, GOD. IT'S AMAZING.
谢了 THANKS.
我们把它当作后末世风格 WE SORT OF THINK OF IT AS POST, UH, APOCALYPTIC.
[WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW PLAYS]
* WHAT THE WORLD...
茶还是咖啡？ TEA OR COFFEE?
咖啡 谢谢 COFFEE, THANKS.
咖啡 COFFEE.
* LOVE, SWEET LOVE
* IT'S THE ONLY THING *
* THAT THERE'S JUST TOO LITTLE OF *
* WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW
* IS LOVE, SWEET LOVE
* NO, NOT JUST FOR SOME
* BUT FOR EVERYONE
* LORD, WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER MOUNTAIN *
* THERE ARE MOUNTAINS AND HILLSIDES *
* ENOUGH TO CLIMB
* THERE ARE OCEANS AND RIVERS... *
你要坐下来吗？ DO YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN?
谢谢 THANKS.
* ENOUGH TO LAST...
嗨 DYLC Dylan: HI. DVLC?
我打电话来是想… HI. I'M JUST CALLING TO, UM--
亲爱的Zimmer Frame在角落呢 THE ZIMMER FRAME IS IN THE CORNER, HONEY.
不好意思 HI. SORRY ABOUT THAT.
我想要我的车的注册文件 I'M EXPECTING THE REGISTRATION DOCUMENTS FOR MY VAN.
车牌号是ATO5OF YEAH, IT'S A-TO5-OF.
保持步行者稳定 亲爱的 HOLD THE WALKER STEADY, DARLING.
给你 THERE YOU GO.
很棒 THAT'S GREAT.
不好意思 SORRY ABOUT THAT.
当你寄给我的旧或者新地址的时候 CAN YOU TELL ME IF YOU SENT IT
可以告诉我一声吗 TO MY OLD OR TO MY NEW ADDRESS?
嗯 YEAH. [SNAPPING FINGERS]
STANLEY路 154号 S.W. 19 Dylan: 154 STANLEY GROVE, S.W. 19.
嗯 这就对了 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
谢谢 THANK YOU.
是西区剧院吗？ IS THAT THE WEST END THEATER?
我想找下经理 YES, YOU CAN. I WANT TO TALK TO THE MANAGER, PLEASE.
你的咖啡要加非乳制奶精吗？ NON-DAIRY CREAM IN YOUR COFFEE?
非乳制？ NON-DAIRY?
没有牛奶 保持新鲜 NO COWS. STAYS FRESH.
呃 不了 黑咖啡就好 谢了 UM, NO. BLACK'S FINE. THANKS.
好的 Dylan: YES, YOU CAN.
我定了四张安德鲁·劳埃德·韦伯（音乐剧作曲家）的票… I BOOKED 4 TICKETS FOR MR. ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER'S...
饼干呢？ OH, HOW ABOUT A BOURBON BISCUIT?
最好别 我尽量不吃这种东西 NO. BEST NOT. TRYING TO KEEP OFF THEM.
这里没有我们的预订记录 AND THERE WAS NO RECORD OF OUR BOOKING.
结果 AS A RESULT,
我们不得不在雨里站了45分钟 WE HAD TO STAND IN THE RAIN FOR 45 MINUTES,
我还没结束 WHICH--NO, I AM NOT DONE!
我最小的女儿Jessica嗓子发炎了 MY YOUNGEST, JESSICA, CAUGHT A THROAT INFECTION.
她的腺体现在很危险 HER GLANDS ARE NOW DANGEROUSLY HIGH,
她有哮喘！ AND SHE IS A GODDAMNED ASTHMATIC!
现在你打算怎么处理这件事 NOW, WHAT DO YOU INTEND TO DO ABOUT THAT?!
不 我不会等的 NO, I WILL NOT GO ON HOLD!
赠送4张周六晚上的票 4 COMPLIMENTARY TICKETS FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.
好 可以 2张前排的 2张包厢的 OK, SURE. 2 IN THE STALLS, 2 IN THE BOXES.
好 RICKY LEE HASSELHOFF元音在O上 YEAH. RICKY LEE HASSELHOFF. UMLAUT ON THE "O."
JEZ, JEZ, JEZ.
给她看看范德格拉夫的东西 SHOW HER THAT, UM, YOU KNOW, THAT VAN DE GRAAFF THINGY.
你想看吗？ WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE?
让我看看 LET ME AT IT.
接线员吗？ Dylan: OPERATOR?
电话还一直在噼啪作响 WELL, THE CRACKLE IS STILL ON THE LINE.
你能听到吗？ CAN YOU--CAN YOU HEAR IT?
我要退款 I'D LIKE A--A--A REFUND
给最近打的那两通电话 FOR THE LAST 2 CALLS I MADE.
你可以递一下条形灯给我吗？ COULD YOU PASS ME THE STRIP LIGHT?
当然 我会书面确认的 Dylan: YES, OF COURSE I'LL CONFIRM THAT IN WRITING.
邮寄是免费的吗？ IS IT FREEPOST?
啊 哈哈 AH! HA HA!
它是这么回事儿 THIS IS HOW IT WORKS.
静电激活了管道里的粒子 THE STATIC ELECTRICITY ACTIVATES PARTICLES IN THE TUBE,
造成的分子摩擦点亮了灯 CAUSING MOLECULAR FRICTION, AND IT LIGHTS UP.
哇 WOW.
如果你能拿着 AND--IF YOU'LL TAKE...
哦 OH.
如果咱俩连接起来，静电会传送过来 IF WE MAKE A CONNECTION, THE STATIC WILL TRAVEL THROUGH.
这太神奇了 HEE HEE! THAT'S WONDERFUL.
哇 你瞧 OH, LOOK.
哈哈 HA HA.
我们在做什么 WHAT ARE WE DOING?
哇 对 OH! YES.
我可以有这个荣幸邀请你 WOULD YOU ALLOW ME THE PLEASURE OF TAKING YOU
周六晚上去剧院吗？ TO THE THEATER ON SATURDAY NIGHT?
你跟你所有秘书都这么问过吗 DO YOU ASK ALL YOUR SECRETARIES
在上班第一天就邀请他们 TO GO TO THE THEATER WITH YOU
和你一起去剧院？ ON THEIR FIRST DAY?
实际上 这是项传统 ACTUALLY, UH, IT'S SOMETHING OF A TRADITION.
是的 我会的 YES, I DO.
哦 好吧 我怎么能打破一个美国人 OH, WELL, WHO AM I TO DEPRIVE AN AMERICAN
能拥有的这一点儿传统呢 OF WHAT LITTLE TRADITION HE CAN GET?
我很愿意去 I'D LOVE TO COME.
听着 真的非常感谢你们 WELL, LISTEN, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
嗨 是我 HELLO. IT'S ME.
关于我剩下的钱 UH, ABOUT THE REST OF MY MONEY.
我会带去剧院的 I'LL HAVE IT AT THE THEATER.
你最好会 否则会有你麻烦的 YOU BETTER HAD, OR IT'LL BE CURTAINS.
拜拜 BYE-BYE.
再见 Jez: BYE.
再见 BYE.
这真是个美人儿 NOW, THAT IS A THING OF BEAUTY.
嗯 你一直在撩她 MMM, WHO YOU'RE FLIRTING WITH.
你动心了吗 HAVE YOU FALLEN?
不 我没有 [SCOFFS] NO, I HAVEN'T.
Jez你是不是有点儿动心？ JEZ, YOU GOT A LITTLE BIT OF A CRUSH?
你在浪费时间 YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME.
我懂 你长得好看 I KNOW. YOU'RE GOOD-LOOKING,
我太技术宅了 AND I'M TOO TECHNICAL.
听着Jez你不要再妄自菲薄了 LOOK, JEZ, YOU'VE GOT TO STOP PUNISHING YOURSELF.
你不是太技术宅了 只是丑 单纯地丑 YOU'RE NOT TOO TECHNICAL, JUST UGLY--GROSS UGLY.
那我为什么总是在聊 BUT WHY DO I HAVE TO TALK
二极管、电阻器 ABOUT DIODES, RESISTORS,
并行接口？ PARALLEL INTERFACE?
我是说 我能看出来他们开始走神 I MEAN, I CAN SEE THEM START TO DRIFT OFF,
希望我别再说了 BEGGING ME TO STOP.
我试着像和你一样 但… I TRY AND BE LIKE I AM WITH YOU, BUT--
你瞧 你得放松 你太紧张了 LOOK, YOU GOTTA RELAX. YOU'RE TOO NERVOUS.
别想着圣女麦当娜 DON'T THINK VIRGIN MADONNA.
直接想真实的麦当娜 THINK MADONNA MADONNA.
靠 这是个变速档 OH, SHIT! IT'S A GEARSHIFT.
好吧 WELL...
就是那儿 很好 Man: AH. JUST THERE. THAT'S FINE.
我知道今天是漫长的一天 NOW, I KNOW IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY,
现在很晚了 但同学们 你们必须记住 AND IT'S VERY LATE, BUT YOU MUST REMEMBER, STUDENTS,
解剖时要全神贯注 THAT WITHOUT A THOROUGH GROUNDING IN ANATOMY,
没有哪个医生希望自己只拥有 NO FUTURE DOCTOR CAN HOPE TO HAVE
一部分人体结构的知识 ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE PARTS OF THE BODY
或者可以… OR TO BE ABLE TO...
你离开后收到了这个 THIS ARRIVED AFTER YOU LEFT.
不好意思 你可以打开它吗 I'M SORRY. COULD YOU OPEN IT?
是Roger寄来的 OH, IT'S FROM ROGER.
亲爱的Georgie "DARLING GEORGIE,
事情终于要完成了 "THE DEEDS ARE COMPLETED AT LAST.
我买了基金 "I'M BUYING THE FOUNDATION,
这样工作人员 病人 "SO THE STAFF, THE PATIENTS,
还有你的兄弟可以放心 "AND YOUR BROTHER ARE SAFE--
在快乐的九月 "MY GIFT TO YOU
我们结婚的日子 "IN THE MERRY MONTH OF SEPTEMBER
这是我给你的礼物 ON OUR WEDDING DAY."
基金不会被征税 THE FOUNDATION ISN'T GOING TO THE TAX MAN!
我知道 I KNOW!
对不起 SORRY.
我给Robin打电话了 他很激动 I RANG ROBIN. HE WAS REALLY EXCITED.
你读了电报 YOU READ THE TELEGRAM.
当然读了 WELL, OF COURSE I READ IT.
哦 拜托 OH, COME ON.
你是我的姐妹 FOR CHRIST SAKE, YOU'RE MY SISTER.
我只是真的很期待 I WAS JUST REALLY LOOKING FORWARD
我们在做这个 TO US DOING THAT.
让Robin知道也没啥 YOU KNOW, LETTING ROBIN KNOW IT'S ALL RIGHT.
哦 不 这样不好是不是 真对不起 OH, SHIT. THAT WAS BAD, WASN'T IT? I'M SORRY.
Georgie你不介意吗？ GEORGIE, ARE YOU OK ABOUT THIS?
嗯 不介意Roger很贴心 YEAH. NO, ROGER'S LOVELY.
他很英俊 很大方 HE'S HANDSOME...GENEROUS...
很守时 PUNCTUAL.
守时很重要 AND PUNCTUALITY IS IMPORTANT.
是的 YES, IT IS.
哦 你看Robin和我会跟你 OH, LOOK, ROBIN AND I ARE GOING TO BE LIVING
一起住 WITH YOU IN THE HOUSE.
嗯 你们最好是的 YEAH, YOU BETTER HAD BE.
当你徜徉于尼龙世界 YOU'LL BE SHOCKED BY WHAT'S TO TRY ON
你会为之一振 WHEN YOU SHOP AT WORLD OF NYLON.
这句是不是很棒 IS THAT GOOD?
是的是的 Jez: YES, YES, YES.
很好 GOOD.
是的 这很好 YES, FINE. THAT'S GOOD.
再来一句 UH-UH-UH-UH. ONE MORE.
这个怎么样 OK. HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?
用不超过8个单词 "IN NOT MORE THAN 8 WORDS,
解释为什么你要买ZAPPY尿布 EXPLAIN WHY YOU BUY ZAPPY NAPPIES."
我为孩子买Zappy尿不湿 I BUY ZAPPY NAPPIES FOR MY KIDS...
靠 我想不出来了 SHIT. I'VE RUN OUT OF WORDS.
我们可以试试这个 WE COULD TRY JUST THAT.
什么，我为孩子买Zappy尿不湿？ WHAT, I BUY ZAPPY NAPPIES FOR MY KIDS?
靠 SHIT.
我想到了 I'VE GOT IT!
轻便小包装 容纳大海量 WEIGHS LESS THAN A BUN, HOLDS MORE THAN A TON.
太恶心了 COMPLETELY DISGUSTING.
但很真实 BUT IT'S HONEST.
真实令你… AND HONESTY GETS YOU...
一年份免费的Zappy尿不湿 A YEAR'S FREE SUPPLY OF ZAPPY NAPPIES.
所以请告诉我 SO REMIND ME, WHAT DO WE WANT
我们要一年份的尿不湿干什么？ WITH A YEAR'S FREE SUPPLY OF DIAPERS?
有一张关于婴儿护理的光碟介绍 WELL, IN ONE OF THOSE BABY CARE CD-ROMs,
一个宝宝一天需要排泄8.2次 IT SAYS A BABY RELIEVES HIMSELF 8.2 TIMES A DAY.
8.2?
这意味着每3小时就需要换一次尿布 THAT MEANS HE GETS HIS NAPPY CHANGED ONCE EVERY 3 HOURS
以防皲裂 TO AVOID CHAPPING.
这会不会太快了？ ISN'T THAT A LITTLE RASH?
一年就需要2920块尿布 WHICH IS 2,920 NAPPIES A YEAR.
一包50个 每包8英镑的话 A PACK OF 50 COSTS, WHAT, £8.
一共是467.2英镑 我们半价卖给Gary £467.20. WE SELL THEM HALF-PRICE TO GARY,
他会收 WHO'LL COLLECT.
我们能赚235英镑 AND WE MAKE...£235.
来吧 起床 我们要出门 COME ON. GET UP. WE GOTTA GO OUT.
出来 OUT.
* WE GO
* TO PLACES
* WHERE EVERYTHING FEELS AMAZING *
* NO NEED TO PRETEND
* WE KNOW WE'RE GOOD FRIENDS... *
启动 START UP.
噢 OH!
不好意思 SORRY.
嗨 HI.
我的笔记 我落在你们车上了 MY NOTES, I LEFT THEM IN YOUR CAR.
你看起来很疲惫 YOU LOOK TIRED.
是的 我累坏了 I AM. I'M EXHAUSTED.
我昨晚一点儿没睡 I DIDN'T GET ANY SLEEP AT ALL LAST NIGHT.
我来拿你的笔记 I'LL JUST GET YOUR NOTES.
谢谢 THANKS.
车不错 SO, NICE VAN.
哦 呃 关于昨天那个纸袋子 OH, UH, UM, YESTERDAY, WITH THAT PAPER BAG,
你是怎么知道的 HOW--HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
你在高中学过 YOU, UM--WHAT, YOU HIT,
急救护理 还是什么 WHAT, FIRST AID IN HIGH SCHOOL OR, UH--
不 医学院 NO. MEDICAL SCHOOL.
哦 这样 OH, AND--OH, RIGHT.
那些笔记 呃… THE NOTES. THAT'S, UH...
你是医学院的打字员 YOU'RE A TYPIST IN MEDICAL SCHOOL.
不 我在进行医生培训 NO. I'M TRAINING TO BE A DOCTOR.
你…哇哦 YOU'RE--OH, WOW.
哇 是个医生 WOW. A DOCTOR.
还会做文书 WOW. WITH SECRETARIAL SKILLS.
Jez她是医生 HEY, JEZ, JEZ, DID--DOCTOR.
医生 Dylan: DOCTOR.
-你的笔记 -谢谢 -YOUR NOTES. -Georgie: THANK YOU.
Jez本来想昨天问你 OH, JEZ, I MEANT TO ASK YOU YESTERDAY,
你资助的孤儿院 WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE ORPHANAGE
叫什么名字 YOU DONATE TO?
它叫… IT'S, UM...
它是… IT'S, UM--
我们 呃 你懂的 WE, UH, YOU KNOW--
我们捐赠了 但不想多谈这件事 WELL, WE GIVE, BUT WE REALLY DON'T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT IT.
呃 我们在这方面就像 UM, WE'RE VERY MUCH LIKE PHIL COLLINS
Phil Collins一样 IN THAT RESPECT.
好吧 WELL, I CAN SEE
我明白为什么你们不想谈 WHY YOU DON'T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT IT.
我们周六见了？ SO WE'LL SEE YOU SATURDAY?
周六见 SEE YOU SATURDAY.
嘿 你今天有事儿吗 HEY, UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TODAY?
我得学习 I HAVE TO STUDY.
那我们有这个荣幸 呃 WOULD YOU ALLOW US THE PLEASURE OF, UM,
请你吃早饭吗 FEEDING YOU BREAKFAST FIRST?
好 我猜你的确欠我一顿 YEAH, I GUESS YOU OWE ME ONE.
我们在这儿干什么 Jez: WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?
保温 Dylan: INSULATION.
保温？ INSULATION?
保温 INSULATION.
DIY比赛的三等奖 THIRD PRIZE IN THE DIY COMPETITION.
保温？ INSULATION?
我能看出来 YOU KNOW, I CAN SEE IT NOW.
她是一位极其迷人的女性 SHE'S A STUNNINGLY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN.
她在我们的陪伴下很放松 IT MEANS SHE'S RELAXED IN OUR COMPANY.
如果她再放松下去 那会有点儿麻烦 IF SHE RELAXES ANY MORE, IT COULD GET VERY MESSY.
别 她可能听得到 DON'T. SHE MIGHT HEAR YOU.
Jez你看她 她累坏了 JEZ, LOOK AT HER. SHE'S WRECKED.
鬼知道她昨晚都干了些什么 GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT SHE WAS UP TO LAST NIGHT.
你想太多了 YOU'RE TWISTED.
她很有魅力 也很友善 以及… SHE'S GOT CHARM AND WARMTH AND--
以及小巧坚挺的胸部 AND NEAT LITTLE SIT-UP BREASTS.
嗯 美味牛角面包 RIGHT. CRANWORTH CRESCENT.
跟牛角面包差太远了吧 IT'S HARDLY A CRESCENT, IS IT?
好吧 57号 ALL RIGHT. NUMBER 57.
是什么 WHAT IS THIS?
呃…James Stratton-Luce EH...JAMES STRATTON-LUCE.
你好 有什么需要帮助的吗？ HELLO. CAN I HELP YOU?
你好 呃 Stratton-Luce太太 [BAD SCOTTISH ACCENT] HELLO, MRS...UM...
是我 有什么事儿吗 -STRATTON-LUCE. -YES. WHAT DO YOU WANT?
James让我们过来一趟 JAMES ASKED US TO COME ROUND
来给您的新居做保温 AND SLOT IN SOME INSULATION FOR YOUR LOVELY NEW ABODE.
他有吗 DID HE?
是的 是这样的 YES, HE DID. UH...
为今天预付了100英镑定金 £100 DOWN PAYMENT FOR TODAY.
好吧 你们进来吧 RIGHT. WELL, YOU'D BETTER COME IN.
他给您留了50英镑吗？ HE DID LEAVE YOU THE £50 BALANCE?
不 他没有 UH...NO, HE DIDN'T.
哦 好吧 OH, RIGHT.
那 我们可以… UM...WELL, WE COULD COME BACK--
我们能这周晚点儿再来吗？ COULD WE COME BACK LATER THIS WEEK?
可以 但是会扣掉定金 YES, BUT LOSE THE DOWN PAYMENT.
好吧 您会失去定金 RIGHT. YOU'LL LOSE YOUR DOWN PAYMENT.
不 呃 听着 NO. UM, LISTEN.
我去凑一下 I'LL SCRAPE SOMETHING TOGETHER.
好嘞 Thwartman GREAT. THWARTMAN,
咱们把东西拿进来把 LET'S GET THE HARDWARE IN.
THWARTMAN?
这是最糟糕的英语口音了 THAT'S THE WORST ENGLISH ACCENT.
Dylan为什么我们在给这个女人 DYLAN, WHY ARE WE INSULATING
做阁楼保温 THIS WOMAN'S LOFT?
相信我 TRUST ME.
Stratton-Luce太太 MRS. STRATTON-LUCE!
Dylan我们刚放好所有 DYLAN, WE'VE JUST LAID THE INSULATION
从DIY比赛赢到的保温材料 WE WON FROM ALL IN ONE DIY.
这比我们出售这些东西 WE MADE LESS MONEY THAN WE COULD'VE
要赚得少多了 FROM FLOGGING THE STUFF.
这是什么公关吗？ IS THIS PUBLIC RELATIONS?
有什么问题吗？ IS THERE A PROBLEM?
完全没有 Stratton-Luce太太 NOT AT ALL, MRS. STRATTON-LUCE.
正如您所见 工作已经完成了 THE JOB, AS YOU CAN SEE, IS COMPLETE.
嗯 HMM.
谢谢您 向James问好 THANK YOU. REGARDS TO JAMES.
我不要再做了 I'M NOT DOING ANOTHER ONE.
哼 UH-HUH.
我们不够了 WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH.
信任仅次于信仰 TRUSTINGNESS IS NEXT TO GODLINESS.
LoftTec. LoftTec.
我简直不相信我们在做这个 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE DOING THIS.
我们昨天赚了很少的钱 I MEAN, WE EARN A SMALL FORTUNE YESTERDAY.
我们只需要再多一千 WE ONLY NEED ONE MORE GRAND.
DYLAN?
Dylan: * JE-EZ
DYLAN.
看看你后面 LOOK BEHIND YOU.
绝了 BRILLIANT.
* JESUS, I'M FREAKIN'
* I'VE HAD SUCH A WEEKEND
* I THINK I MUST BE TURNIN' TO GOLD... *
Marcus Black先生 MR. MARCUS BLACK.
Wumblow-Pierce太太？ MRS. UH, WUMBLOW-PIERCE?
PASS-Macgroyne太太 MRS...PASS-MacGROYNE.
Sil去世了？ S-S-SIL'S DEAD?
去世了 好吧 DEAD. RIGHT.
Cummins太太 MRS...UH...CUMMINS.
是Robert让我们过来 ROBERT ASKED US TO COME AROUND
做保温 AND SLOT IN SOME INSULATION.
我想知道他怎么有钱做这个 OH. I WONDER WHERE HE GOT THE MONEY FOR THAT.
多少钱 HOW MUCH IS IT?
50英镑 £50.
好吧 我知道Robert觉得 WELL, I KNOW ROBERT
我们需要这个 THOUGHT WE NEEDED INSULATION,
但我很惊讶他认为我们能支付得起 BUT I'M SURPRISED HE THINKS WE CAN AFFORD IT.
我去看看能不能找到50英镑 I'LL SEE IF I CAN FIND £50.
是条小鱼 Cummins太太 THIN FISH. MRS. CUMMINS,
要不我们看看另外找一天再来 WHY DON'T WE COME BACK ANOTHER DAY?
是的 我们可能 YEAH. WE MIGHT BE
会有优惠 RUNNING A SPECIAL
在未来几周 IN A FEW WEEKS' TIME.
哦 太感谢了 那样会更好 OH, THANK YOU. I THINK THAT WOULD BE BETTER.
再见 BYE.
混蛋 PENIS.
我什么没看到你们把保温材料拿进来？ WHY DIDN'T I SEE YOU BRINGING THE INSULATION IN?
保温 INSULATION...
暖心不烦心 WITHOUT THE AGGRAVATION.
这是我们的格言 THAT'S OUR MOTTO.
好吧 希望你们能整理好这一团糟 WELL...I HOPE YOU'RE GOING TO TIDY UP THIS MESS.
给我们10分钟 GIVE US 10 MINUTES.
她不想要这些乱七八糟的 SHE DOESN'T WANT A MESS.
我想我们能帮她 I THINK WE CAN HELP.
你屁股中间 HAVE YOU GOT GLASS FIBER
有玻璃纤维吗？ IN BETWEEN YOUR BUM CHEEKS?
现在这里什么也没有 WELL, THERE'S NOTHING HERE NOW.
他们说是你预订的 THEY SAID YOU'D ORDERED IT.
也许他们去了隔壁 THEY MAY HAVE GONE NEXT DOOR.
他们是外国人吗？ WERE THEY FOREIGN OR SOMETHING?
呃 我觉得有一个是澳大利亚人 UH, I THINK ONE OF THEM WAS AUSTRALIAN.
你查过你的阁楼吗？ HAVE YOU CHECKED YOUR LOFT?
去看一下 HAVE A LOOK.
所以Cummins先生和太太 SO, MR. AND MRS. CUMMINS,
希望你们的冬天能够更暖和 MAY ALL YOUR WINTERS BE WARMER.
为国家保温 INSULATION FOR THE NATION.
嗨 年轻人 Woman: HELLO, YOUNG MEN?
有问题吗 IS THERE A PROBLEM?
完全没有 Furnival-Jones太太 NOT AT ALL, MRS. FURNIVAL-JONES.
你们整理好了吗？ AND HAVE YOU TIDIED UP?
好了 我们正要下来 YEAH. WE WERE JUST COMING DOWN.
35...40...
您是否有50面值的呢 YOU DON'T HAVE ANY £50 NOTES BY ANY CHANCE?
小面额的太容易花掉 I FIND THESE SMALLISH BILLS SO EASY TO SPEND.
您把您房子打理得太好了 YOU'VE DONE SUCH LOVELY THINGS WITH YOUR ABODE.
-是的 -快跑 -YES. -[SOFTLY] RUN.
快跑 RUN!
这样就可以了 我们忘了点儿东西 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. WE FORGOT SOMETHING.
THWARTMAN?
噢 OH!
Furnival-Jones太太 MRS. FURNIVAL-JONES,
那些工人还在这里吗？ ARE THOSE WORKMEN STILL HERE?
他们在楼上 THEY'RE UPSTAIRS.
啊 AAH!
嘿 他们在这里 HEY! THERE THEY ARE!
哪里？ WHERE?
钥匙在哪儿？ WHERE'S THE KEYS?
我给你了 I GAVE THEM TO YOU.
车是偷来的 WE STOLE THE VAN!
GEORGIE!
Georgie启动车子 GEORGIE, START THE VAN!
Jez快进来 JEZ, GET INSIDE!
DYLAN!
你们这群混蛋 YOU LITTLE BASTARDS!
我爱复仇 I LOVE REVENGE.
[HORN PLAYS LA CUCARACHA]
亲爱的车主 Thief: "DEAR VAN OWNER...
当我的车坏掉时 "I WAS RUSHING BACK TO AN AILING RELATIVE
我正在奔向一位病重的亲人 "WHEN MY CAR BROKE DOWN,
为了不延误 "AND NOT WISHING TO BE DELAYED,
我用了你的车 "I TOOK YOUR VAN AND CONTINUED ON.
现在我把车加满油以后 "I HAVE NOW RETURNED THE VAN
还回来 "WITH A FULL TANK OF PETROL...
再留下两张票 "AND...2 THEATER TICKETS
是安德鲁·劳埃德·韦伯的全新音乐剧 TO ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER'S EXCITING NEW MUSICAL..."
让我看看 LET'S HAVE A LOOK.
我希望这些能够 "WHICH I HOPE WILL GO SOME WAY
弥补我的错误 TO RIGHTING MY WRONG."
你俩就是不受控制 YOU TWO ARE COMPULSIVE RISK TAKERS
-铤而走险的冒险鬼是不是？ -当然了 -WHO THRIVE ON DANGER, RIGHT? -ABSOLUTELY.
有一件事我不明白 THERE'S ONE THING I CAN'T FIGURE OUT.
你们花了很多时间 YOU SPEND A LOT OF TIME SETTING UP
设计了一个电脑骗局 对吧？ A COMPLICATED COMPUTER SCAM, YEAH?
是的 YUP.
你们赚了多少5万块？ AND THAT PAYS YOU WHAT, SAY, 50 GRAND?
差不多吧 MORE OR LESS, YEAH.
然后你们这么努力赚了800英镑 AND THEN YOU WORK JUST AS HARD FOR £800.
精确点儿是950 950 TO BE EXACT. YEAH.
你拿到免费的茶和咖啡 YOU GET FREE TEA AND COFFEE,
你甚至偷偷要回了 AND YOU EVEN SNEAK BACK
你的电话费 THE COST OF YOUR PHONE CALLS.
你有在留意 YOU WERE PAYING ATTENTION.
-洞察力很强 -为什么？ -THAT'S VERY PERCEPTIVE. -WHY?
我们在攒钱 WELL, YOU KNOW, WE'RE RAISING MONEY
为了孤儿计划 FOR THIS ORPHANS PROJECT.
当支票都兑现了 WHEN THE CHECKS CLEAR,
我们就能有必要的资金了 WE'LL HAVE THE NECESSARY FUNDS.
哦 可怕 OH, THIS IS SCARY.
我开始相信你了 I'M STARTING TO BELIEVE YOU.
DYLAN!
这很棒Jez正是我们需要的 [LAUGHS] THAT'S GREAT, JEZ. THAT'S WHAT WE NEED.
你们真的要把钱 ARE YOU REALLY GIVING IT
给一个孤儿安居项目吗？ TO AN ORPHANS HOUSING PROJECT?
孤儿？对呀 是真的 THE ORPHANS? YEAH, YEAH. WE REALLY ARE.
你俩有花任何钱吗？ DO YOU TWO EVER SPEND ANY MONEY AT ALL?
过去三年，我们花了… IN THE LAST 3 YEARS, WE'VE SPENT--
2337英镑 £2,337...
以及6便士 AND SIXPENCE.
工厂时刻 FACTORY SECONDS.
哦 嘿 嘿 OH, HEY, HEY.
哦 漂亮 OH, BEAUTY.
他在电子心理学 HE'S GOT AN "A"
拿过A IN THE PSYCHOLOGY OF ELECTRONICS.
电子心理学 那是什么？ THE PSYCHOLOGY OF ELECTRONICS? WHAT'S THAT?
-这意味着我不能工作 -那你呢？ -IT MEANS I CAN'T GET A JOB. -WHAT ABOUT YOU?
除了疱疹 你得了什么？ WHAT'VE YOU GOT BESIDES HERPES?
呃 阅读障碍 我有阅读障碍 [LAUGHS] UH, DYSLEXIA. I'VE GOT DYSLEXIA.
我也不能找工作 IT MEANS I CAN'T GET A JOB, EITHER.
DYLAN?
不 不能再多了 NO. NO MORE.
你能修理烤面包机吗？ CAN YOU FIX TOASTERS?
不 但他能告诉你当它们决定坏掉的时候 NO, BUT HE CAN TELL YOU HOW THEY WERE FEELING
在想些什么 WHEN THEY DECIDED TO BREAK DOWN.
它怎么了？ WHAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH IT?
不知道 只是面包不能再变成烤面包了 I DON'T KNOW. THE BREAD JUST WON'T TURN TO TOAST.
那我得看一下 WELL, I'D HAVE TO SEE IT.
哦 我不是说让你 OH, I DIDN'T MEAN YOU
来修我的烤面包机 TO COME FIX MY TOASTER.
我只是在想… I JUST... WAS WONDERING...
哦 不不不 听着 他可以过去 OH, NO, NO, NO. LISTEN, HE COULD COME BY.
去看一眼 HE'LL TAKE A LOOK AT IT.
-真的吗？ -当然 -SURELY? -OF COURSE.
明天 午饭之前？ TOMORROW, BEFORE LUNCH?
好 谢啦 YEAH. THANKS.
天哪 GOD, AM I DEAD.
小儿麻醉 我受不了了 PEDIATRIC ANESTHESIA. I CAN'T BEAR IT.
嗨 HI.
我说过我会来 I SAID I'D COME.
你的烤面包机 YOUR TOASTER.
哦 是的 对不起 OH, YEAH. I'M SORRY.
请进 COME IN, COME IN.
你刚起床？ HAVE YOU JUST GOT UP?
不 我刚进来 NO. I JUST GOT IN.
我确定他会康复的 I'M SURE HE'LL PULL THROUGH NOW.
进来吧 GO IN.
地方不错 NICE PLACE.
这不是我们的 OH, GOD, IT'S NOT OURS.
是我的姐妹和我 MY SISTER AND I
一起从一个朋友那儿借来的 ARE BORROWING IT FROM A FRIEND.
这是你姐妹吗 IS THIS YOUR SISTER?
是 和我们的弟弟 YEAH...AND LITTLE BROTHER.
好了 RIGHT.
它要么不能弹出来 要么不能按下去 IT DOESN'T POP OUT, OR IT WON'T STAY DOWN.
好吧 我不能保证任何事 WELL, I'M NOT PROMISING ANYTHING.
经常是温度自动调节器的 IT'S USUALLY A TRIRESISTAL MALFUNCTION
三叉戟发生故障 WITH THE THERMOSTATIC CONTROL.
真的吗？这么简单？ REALLY? AS SIMPLE AS THAT?
不好意思 我对技术太投入了 SORRY. I'M GETTING TECHNICAL.
没事儿 我只是开玩笑 IT'S ALL RIGHT. I'M ONLY JOKING.
坐吧 SIT DOWN.
Dylan说我必须记得我的科学知识 DYLAN SAYS I MUST NEVER FORGET THE PAIN
可能会让别人痛苦 MY SCIENTIFIC KNOWLEDGE CAN CAUSE OTHER PEOPLE.
Dylan这么跟你说的？ DYLAN SAYS THAT TO YOU?
理论上来说 他是对的 WELL, TECHNICALLY, HE'S RIGHT.
你俩的关系很古怪 YOU TWO HAVE A BIZARRE RELATIONSHIP.
你们怎么认识的？ HOW DID YOU MEET?
你真的想知道吗？ DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
怎么 很技术吗 WHY, IS IT TECHNICAL?
差不多5年前 WELL, I TURNED UP FOR A DAY'S WORK--
我回复一则广告 AGES AGO NOW-- IT WAS ABOUT 5 YEARS--
找到了一份工作 REPLYING TO AN ADVERT
是在寻找防腐专家 WHICH ASKED FOR ANTI-CORROSION SPECIALISTS.
在那儿我遇到Dylan I TURNED UP, AND THERE HE WAS--DYLAN.
工头让我们两个 WELL, WE WERE ASKED BY THE FOREMAN
用红铅混合剂标出 TO PAINT OVER EVERY SPOT OF RUST
所有生锈的地方 WITH A RED LEAD MIXTURE.
我心一凉 这工作太多了 MY HEART SANK. THOSE THINGS ARE HUGE.
你懂的 大的条痕状的锈迹还可以 AND, YOU SEE, THE GREAT BIG STREAKS OF RUST WERE OK,
但每个小点都需要被涂抹 BUT EVERY LITTLE PINPRICK HAD TO BE DABBED.
那得需要好几周 所以Dylan找到了解决方法—— IT WAS GONNA TAKE WEEKS. SO, DYLAN WORKED OUT
只要我们覆盖了大的痕迹 THAT AS LONG AS WE COVER THE BIG STUFF
工头看到周围遍布了小点 AND THE MAN SEES LITTLE DOBS OF PAINT EVERYWHERE ELSE,
我们就能拿到钱 WE'RE GONNA GET PAID.
* WHEN I AM SAD AND WEEPY
* WHEN ALL MY HOPE IS GONE
* AND I CAN'T PUT MY FINGER *
* ON THE TIME THINGS FIRST WENT WRONG *
* I HAVE A LITTLE SECRET
* I LIKE TO TELL MYSELF
* AND UNTIL NOW I HAVEN'T TOLD ANYBODY ELSE *
* YOU MAY NOT SEE THINGS MY WAY... *
我有打断什么吗 AM I DISTURBING SOMETHING?
不 没事儿 嗯 这是Jez NO, NOTHING. UM, THIS IS JEZ.
Jez这是Floss我的姐妹 JEZ, THIS IS FLOSS, MY SISTER.
这是一个非常有趣的型号 IT'S A VERY INTERESTING MODEL.
什么？ SORRY?
MORPH-RICHARDS TUID-3你的烤面包机 THE MORPH-RICHARDS TUID-3. YOUR TOASTER?
对 很多人都跟我们说过 YES. A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE TOLD US THAT.
我得走了 免费的午餐 WELL, I BETTER BE OFF. FREE LUNCH.
BYE, GEORGIE, JEZ. BYE-BYE.
你能等我一会儿吗 WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME A MINUTE?
我得换个衣服 I HAVE TO GET CHANGED.
-没问题 -谢谢 -SURE. -THANKS.
嗨，我搞定了 HELLO? I'VE FINISHED.
天哪 你看起来…… MY GOD, YOU LOOK...
你修好了吗 DID YOU GET IT WORKING?
什么？ WHAT?
MORPH…呃 烤面包机 THE MORPHY... UM, THE TOASTER.
我得走了 I SHOULD GO.
嗯 我也是 YEAH, ME, TOO.
谢谢Jez你太棒了 THANKS, JEZ. YOU'RE WONDERFUL.
再见 BYE.
* IF I COULD CATCH A STAR
* BEFORE IT TOUCHED THE GROUND *
* I'D PLACE IT IN A BOX... *
对不起 我没意识到 I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T REALIZE
你这么孤独 YOU WERE THIS LONELY.
我忽略了 I MISSED THE SIGNS.
这些是什么 WHAT ARE THESE?
没有褶皱没有皱纹 NEVER A WRINKLE, NEVER A CREASE.
想瘦就瘦 MAKE IT THIN, OR MAKE IT...
想胖就胖 OBESE! OBESE!
BLENSON的可打包人体模特 Together: BLENSON'S PACK-AWAY MANNEQUINS!
以及很有用 AND SO USEFUL.
这些是人体模特？ THESE ARE MANNEQUINS?
我猜有些人丢了他们的小姑娘存货 I GUESS SOMEONE LOST THEIR GIRLIE STORE LICENSE.
我们很幸运 这些都是很好的小姑娘 LUCKY FOR US... THEY'RE NICE GIRLS.
* ...WITH YOU BY MY SIDE
* HOW FAST THE SHADOWS FADE *
* AND THERE IS HOPE INSIDE MY HEART *
I'D RATHER DO HER.
* FOR I HAVE SOMETHING WONDERFUL TO LIVE FOR *
* THE WORLD'S A BETTER PLACE WITH YOU TO TURN TO *
* I'M A BETTER MAN FOR HAVING LOVED YOU... *
11点在家见 SEE YOU HOME AT 11:00.
嗯 也许吧 YEAH, MAYBE.
你会和Georgie试试吗？ ARE YOU GONNA TRY IT ON WITH GEORGIE?
试试？ "TRY IT ON"?
我听不懂你的俚语 YOUR SLANG BAFFLES ME.
听着11点 拜托了 LOOK, 11:00, PLEASE?
求你了 PLEASE, PLEASE?
音乐剧《狗》 P.A.: : DOGS: THE MUSICAL
将在3分钟后开演 WILL BE STARTING IN 3 MINUTES.
好了 这是你的30块 ALL RIGHT, HERE'S YOUR 30 BUCKS.
谢谢 THANK YOU.
你想要个节目单吗？ WOULD YOU HAVE A PROGRAM?
不用了 NO, NO, NO.
Dylan我能问一下你 DYLAN, CAN I ASK YOU
在英国多久了吗？ HOW LONG YOU'VE BEEN IN ENGLAND?
当然了 亲 SURE, BABE.
你在英国多久了 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN ENGLAND?
5年 5 YEARS.
你依然在用“块”和“亲”？ AND YOU STILL SAY "BUCKS" AND "BABE"?
很悲哀 不是吗 [CHUCKLES] IT'S SAD, ISN'T IT?
Jez他们在这儿 JEZ. JEZ, THEY'RE HERE.
OK我们11点见 OK. I'LL SEE YOU AT 11:00.
亲爱的车… "DEAR VAN..."
哦 电脑 OH, LAPTOP...
我们想死你了 WE MISSED YOU.
ARF! ARF!
你在干什么 What are you doing?
现在打电话？ Phone now?
是Jeff吗？ IS THAT JEFF?
嗯 你好Terry YEAH. HELLO, TERRY.
确认一下这不是 JUST MAKE SURE IT'S NOT
那种老把戏好吗 THE OLD THEATER TRICK, YEAH?
好的 等会儿聊 ALL RIGHT. CATCH YOU LATER.
来吧 [WHISTLES] COME ON.
录制 RECORDING.
停止 倒回 STOP. REWIND.
你好 国际接线员？ HELLO, INTERNATIONAL OPERATOR?
可以把通话时钟 YEAH. COULD YOU PUT ME THROUGH
设定为圣保罗时间吗？ TO THE TALKING CLOCK IN...SAO PAOLO?
嗯哼 谢谢 MM-HMM. THANK YOU.
进来吧 GO ON. IN.
你好 伙计 HELLO, MATE.
我抓到你了 臭小子 我抓到你了 I'VE GOT YOU NOW, BOY! I'VE GOT YOU NOW!
赞美我的快速穿脱裤 ALL PRAISE TO MY QUICK-RELEASE TROUSERS.
哼 UGGHH!
他们真可爱 THEY WERE LOVELY.
哦 当那些小狗汪汪叫时 OH, WHEN THOSE PUPPIES WENT, "OH, OH, OH!"
我都快哭了 OH, IT MADE ME CRY.
怎么回事儿 WHAT'S GOING ON?
我只是不那么热衷于夜店 I'M JUST NOT THAT KEEN ON NIGHTCLUBS.
别像Jez一样 会很有趣的 DON'T BE A JEZ. IT'LL BE FUN.
我累了 而且我也没穿对衣服 I'M TIRED, I'M NOT DRESSED RIGHT,
我讨厌太大声的音乐 AND I HATE LOUD MUSIC.
你很漂亮 性感 而且… YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, AND...
你有点儿心烦 YOU'RE A LITTLE TROUBLED
这会让你感觉好点儿的 AND THIS WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
是什么让你觉得我心烦的？ WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M TROUBLED?
我对情绪很敏感 I'M QUITE EMOTIONALLY SENSITIVE.
你才不是 YOU'RE THE LEAST
情绪敏感的人呢 EMOTIONALLY SENSITIVE PERSON
我曾经遇到过 I'VE EVER MET.
嘿 HEY.
这是Georgie THIS IS GEORGIE.
很高兴见到你 NICE TO MEET YOU.
什么保温 WHAT INSULATION?
听着 我家里失窃了 LISTEN, I'M THE ONE WHO'S BEEN BURGLED HERE.
先生 截止到目前 唯一证明您被入室盗窃的是 SIR, SO FAR, THE ONLY PROOF OF A BURGLARY
有人停掉了您的录像带录制 IS THAT SOMEBODY STOPPED
搞乱了日期 YOUR VIDEOTAPING BLIND DATE.
混蛋 BASTARDS!
闭嘴 OH, SHUT IT.
哦对了 还有这个 OH, YES... AND THESE.
听着 我没有做错任何事 LOOK, I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG.
你会跟她上床是不是？ YOU'RE GONNA SLEEP WITH HER, AREN'T YOU?
你会在夜店攻略她 YOU'RE GONNA ROMANCE HER AT THE CLUB,
然后跟她睡觉 AND THEN SLEEP WITH HER.
[SINGING ALONG WITH RECORD] * YOU KNOW, MOST MEN
* ONLY LOOK FOR THE SURFACE THING IN A WOMAN *
* AND WHEN IT COMES TO YOU
* I FIND THAT IT'S MORE THAN JUST THAT LOOKS THING *
* WHAT YOU DO HAVE TO OFFER, BABY *
* YEAH, BUT IT'S MORE THAN THAT *
* I NEED YOU SO DEEP, BABY *
* YOU'RE MY...
我想用舌头取悦你 I WANT TO...PLEASURE YOU WITH MY TONGUE.
-你好 -嗨 -HELLO. -HI.
真没想到 是不是 THIS IS A SURPRISE. YEAH, ISN'T IT?
你在这儿干什么？ WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
今天是童子军之夜吗？ IS IT SCOUTS TONIGHT?
不 不 我只是路过 NO, NO. I WAS JUST PASSING.
你 你还好吗？ YOU--YOU OK?
是的 YEAH.
他是想用舌头取悦你吗？ DID HE TRY TO PLEASURE YOU WITH HIS TONGUE?
这么明显吗？ IS IT THAT OBVIOUS?
这对他来说像是一种强迫症 IT'S A KIND OF COMPULSION WITH HIM.
他必须和每个遇见的人交换液体（亲吻） HE HAS TO EXCHANGE FLUIDS WITH EVERYONE HE MEETS.
这就是为什么我们不养宠物 THAT'S WHY WE NEVER HAVE PETS.
你喜欢夜店吗？ DO--DO YOU LIKE NIGHTCLUBS?
不 我讨厌夜店 NO, I HATE THEM.
我也是 ME, TOO.
高频率的声压 THE SOUND PRESSURE LEVEL OF THE HIGH FREQUENCY
真的会伤害你的耳蜗 CAN REALLY DAMAGE YOUR COCHLEA.
Jez没事儿的 IT'S ALL RIGHT, JEZ.
你和我在一起不用太紧张 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NERVOUS WITH ME.
哇 这上面真好看 OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL UP HERE.
不是很多人的家里会有个屋顶池塘 NOT MANY PEOPLE HAVE A POND ON THEIR ROOF.
除了我没人上来过 NO ONE EVER COMES UP HERE APART FROM ME.
为什么？ WHY?
我不知道 I DON'T KNOW.
怎么了？ WHAT'S THE MATTER?
哦没事儿 OH, NOTHING.
跳蚤？ FLEAS?
不 NO, HEH.
我们在之前的一个多人赛里 WE GOT A BULK SHIPMENT OF THESE T-SHIRTS
得到了一大批这种T恤 A WHILE BACK FROM A MULTI-ENTRY COMPETITION.
“给你的猫一段浮华” "GIVE YOUR CAT GLITZ.
“好似在丽兹吃晚餐” IT'S LIKE DINING AT THE RITZ."
然后怎么 这个衣服伤到了你？ AND, WHAT, IT HURTS YOU?
标签很扎 THE LABEL'S SCRATCHY.
哦 好吧 我来看看 OH, WELL, I'LL HAVE A LOOK.
-不行吗？-不行 -NO? -NO.
我想你需要剪刀 I THINK YOU'RE GONNA NEED SCISSORS.
剪刀 SCISSORS.
准备充分 BE PREPARED.
好了 THERE YOU GO.
呃 我得走了 UM...I SHOULD GO.
好 YEAH.
你的包 YOUR BAG.
谢了 这真是个很不错的方 THANKS. IT'S A REALLY LOVELY PLACE.
很特别 REALLY SPECIAL.
再见 BYE.
快跑 我的宝贝 快跑 RUN, MY BEAUTY, RUN!
VACUUM PACK正从后面赶超 VACUUM PACK IS BRINGING UP THE REAR.
沿线前进 OUT FRONT AS THEY GO FOR THE LINE,
Marty选择跟着SKI-N-DO回家 IT'S MARTY'S CHOICE, FOLLOWED HOME BY SKI-N-DO,
然后Baby Mine到了第三 THEN BABY MINE THIRD...
最受喜爱的VACUUM PACK远远地在后面 THE FAVORITE, VACUUM PACK, IS A DISTANT LAST.
所以VACUUM PACK这次表现如何 SO, HOW IS VACUUM PACK DOING AT THE MOMENT?
哦 它是场上最好的赛马 OH, HE'S THE BEST HORSE IN THE FIELD.
不 它是 呃… NO, IT'S, UM--
这是一种战术上的竞赛 亲爱的 IT'S TACTICAL RACING, DARLING.
他每输一场 赔率都会涨 EVERY TIME HE LOSES, HIS ODDS IMPROVE.
如果他赢了挑战杯 IF HE WINS THE CHALLENGE CUP,
他的精子会价值20万 HIS SPERM WILL BE WORTH 200,000 A THROW.
一次喷射？ A SPURT?
呃 是的 UH...YEAH, EXACTLY.
我们结婚以后这些都是你的 IT'LL ALL BE YOURS WHEN WE'RE MARRIED.
哇 真浪漫 赛马的精子是永恒的 OH, HOW ROMANTIC. HORSE SPERM IS FOREVER.
你太坏了 YOU JUST DON'T DESERVE ME.
你说得对 YOU'RE RIGHT.
天哪 我太喜欢你了 GOD, I ADORE YOU.
你的余生会做些什么？ WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?
我总是喜欢你做的 I ALWAYS LIKE WHAT YOU DO.
我当然喜欢了 这很棒 OF COURSE I DO. IT'S LOVELY,
但我想让它更小巧 BUT I'D LIKE TO SEE IT SMALLER,
更光滑 I'D LIKE TO SEE IT SMOOTHER,
更有效 AND I'D LIKE TO SEE IT WORKING.
再见 下一个？ GOOD-BYE. NEXT?
来吧 打动我 SO, COME ON... IMPRESS ME.
Gilzean先生，将你脑海中 MR. GILZEAN... CLEAR YOUR HEAD
所有的杂念清空 OF ALL THE DETRITUS,
所有乱七八糟的琐碎的东西 如果可以的话 ALL THE FLOTSAM AND JETSAM OF THE DAY, IF YOU WILL,
请让我为你介绍 AND ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU
未来的移动灯源 TO THE FUTURE OF MOBILE LIGHTING.
KRYPTON HAND-O-LITE是一种 THE KRYPTON HAND-O-LITE IS A LIGHTING DEVICE
你从没见过的照明设备 THE LIKE OF WHICH YOU HAVE NOT SEEN BEFORE.
珍惜这个时刻 先生 TREASURE THIS MOMENT, SIR,
你会想起你的孩子… FOR YOU WILL RECALL IT TO YOUR CHILDREN...
你孩子的孩子 AND TO YOUR CHILDREN'S CHILDREN.
Peewit先生，请给我KRYPTON HAND-O-LITE MR. PEEWIT, THE KRYPTON HAND-O-LITE, PLEASE.
哈？ HUH?
这太惊人了 THAT...IS AMAZING.
你想试试吗？ YOU WANT TO TRY IT?
随便哪只手拿着它 JUST GRASP IT IN EITHER HAND,
挤压一下 GIVE IT A SQUEEZE,
让你的世界进来一点儿光 AND LET A LITTLE LIGHT INTO YOUR LIFE.
哇 OHH...
哇哦 OH...OH...
Jenny, Jenny, Marcus快进来 JENNY! JENNY! MARCUS! COME IN HERE, PLEASE.
I'VE SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU.
Jenny, Jenny, Jenny...拿着这个 JENNY, JENNY, JENNY... HOLD THIS. HUH?
Marcus过来 MARCUS! COME HERE.
Marcus试试这个 MARCUS...TRY THIS.
Peewit先生 拜托 你还好吗？ MR. PEEWIT, PLEASE. ARE YOU OK?
哈哈哈 HA HA HA!
1000个需要多少钱？ HOW MUCH FOR 1,000 OF THESE?
呃5000英镑 UH...£5,000.
OK成交了 OK, YOU'VE GOT A DEAL.
过两天你再来见我 COME AND SEE ME AGAIIN 2 DAYS.
好的 RIGHT.
就这样了 PUT IT THERE.
哈哈哈 HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
这不难 是不是 [SOFTLY] THAT WASN'T SO HARD, WAS IT?
谢谢你 先生 THANK YOU, SIR.
谢谢 THANKS.
那再见了 BYE-BYE THEN.
带点儿饼干吧 TAKE SOME BISCUITS WITH YOU.
我够了 I HAVE ENOUGH FOR NOW.
真的非常感谢 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, INDEED.
-拜拜 -再见 -BYE-BYE. -BYE.
JEZ.
GEORGIE!
刚抢完银行？ JUST ROB THE BANK?
那天晚上 我很抱歉 LOOK, I'M SORRY ABOUT THE OTHER NIGHT,
在屋顶 ON THE ROOF.
哦 没事儿 OH, IT'S OK.
把这个给财务主管 TAKE THIS TO THE FINANCE DIRECTOR.
我们一起做生意吧 LET'S DO BUSINESS.
好的 非常荣幸 先生 ALL RIGHT. PLEASURE, SIR.
不好意思催促您的定金 SORRY TO RUSH THROUGH YOUR DEPOSIT,
但现金流总是一个… BUT CASH FLOW IS ALWAYS A--
扩张时期的问题 PROBLEM DURING EXPANSION.
这没啥问题Deanus先生 THAT'S NOT THE PROBLEM, MR...DEANUS.
我已经拿到支票了 I'VE GOT THE CHECK RIGHT HERE.
我这就签给你 I'LL JUST SIGN IT FOR YOU.
给你 THERE WE ARE.
非常感谢 THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
-这些是什么？ -保险柜 -WHAT ARE THESE? -THE COFFERS.
你为什么不存银行？ WHY DON'T YOU KEEP IT IN THE BANK?
什么 让富人变得更富？不要 WHAT, HELP THE RICH GET RICHER? NO.
总之 那里不安全 ANYWAY, IT'S NOT SAFE THERE.
哦 当然 我真笨 OH, OF COURSE. SILLY ME.
所以 这里有200万镑 是吗？ SO, THIS IS THE £2 MILLION, IS IT?
嗯哼 UH-HUH.
我能看看吗？ CAN I SEE IT?
对不起 我的钥匙是打开保险柜 SORRY. I'VE GOT THE KEY FOR THE SAFE.
Dylan的钥匙是打开保险箱 DYLAN'S GOT THE KEY FOR THE CASES.
你能信任他吗 CAN YOU TRUST HIM?
Dylan？Dylan是完全值得信赖的 DYLAN? DYLAN'S COMPLETELY TRUSTWORTHY.
他只是在某些方面 HE'S JUST A BIT UNRELIABLE
不太可靠 IN SOME AREAS.
就像我告诉他我觉得你很特别 LIKE I TOLD HIM I THOUGHT YOU WERE UNIQUE,
然后他就去想吻你 AND HE TRIED TO TONGUE YOU.
哦 非常漂亮的一击 但重点全错 OH, GORGEOUSLY PUT, BUT POINT TAKEN.
* DO YOU KNOW THE WAY TO SAN JOSE? *
* I'M GOIN' BACK TO FIND SOME PIECE OF MIND... *
嗨 我… HI. I...
保险箱怎么在外面？ WHAT ARE THE CASES DOING OUT?
哦 我们可以相信她 OH, WE CAN TRUST HER.
你可以信任我 YOU CAN TRUST ME.
我觉得我该走了 I THINK I SHOULD GO.
嗯 我也觉得 YEAH, I THINK SO.
呃Jez我想跟你说点儿事儿 UM, JEZ, I WANTED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
现在不是时候 IT'S NOT A GOOD TIME.
好吧 我晚点儿打给你 WELL, I'LL CALL YOU LATER, THEN.
好 YEAH.
再见 BYE.
拜拜 BYE.
Jez你不能给把箱子给任何人看 JEZ, YOU DON'T SHOW THE CASES TO ANYBODY.
我…我知道 我知道 I--I KNOW, I KNOW.
谁都不行 NOBODY.
我很抱歉 I'M SORRY.
你很抱歉，还是…你是发自内心地感到抱歉？ YOU'RE SORRY, OR... YOU'RE SORRY SORRY?
我发自内心的 I'M SORRY SORRY.
我把钱从VERBITEC I PICKED UP THE MONEY FOR...
取回来了 FOR VERBITEC.
谁都不行 NOBODY.
我知道 I KNOW.
哦天哪 哈哈哈 OH, LORD. HA HA HA!
哈哈哈 HA HA HA!
哇哦 WHOO!
你好？1212？苏格兰场？ HELLO? 1212? SCOTLAND YARD?
Jez…你知道我们没有家人 JEZ...YOU KNOW WE'VE GOT NO FAMILY.
你就是 呃 你是我的… AND YOU'RE, UH-- YOU'RE MY...
我们任重道远 WE'VE COME A LONG WAY.
我们做到了 WE DID IT.
DYLAN...
怎么 YEAH?
谁给你的支票 WHO GAVE YOU THE CHECK?
我 我不知道 I--I DON'T KNOW.
财务的某个人 SOME GUY AT ACCOUNTS.
他叫什么名字 WHAT WAS HIS NAME?
呃 Stratton什么的 UH, STRATTON SOMETHING.
他是不是长着一双黑色的大耳朵还有个长鼻子 DID HE HAVE BIG BLACK EARS AND A WIGGLY NOSE?
什么 DID HE WHAT?
米老鼠 "MICKEY MOUSE."
也许这是他的昵称 MAYBE THAT'S HIS NICKNAME?
你刚才说Stratton什么 YOU SAID "STRATTON SOMETHING."
可能是Stratton-Luce COULD IT BE STRATTON-LUCE?
呃 对 就是这个 UM...YEAH, THAT'S IT.
我靠 OH, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!
Jez打开这个Jez JEZ, OPEN IT UP. JEZ!
Jez快点 JEZ, HURRY UP!
我们能帮你什么？ [SQUEAKY VOICE] CAN WE HELP YOU?
Dylan Zimbler DYLAN ZIMBLER...
和Jeremiah Quinney AND JEREMIAH QUINNEY,
在我判决之前 你们有什么要说的吗？ BEFORE I IMPOSE SENTENCE, HAVE YOU ANYTHING TO SAY?
法官大人 我对自己的幸福 YOUR HONOR, I'M NOT AT ALL CONCERNED
完全不担心 FOR MY OWN WELFARE,
但我很想为这个男人 BUT I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO SAY
说几句话 A FEW WORDS ABOUT THIS MAN HERE.
说吧 但要简短 GO AHEAD, BUT MAKE IT BRIEF.
Jeremiah Quinney是我遇见过 JEREMIAH QUINNEY IS THE NICEST,
最好 最善良 最正派的人 KINDEST, MOST DECENT PERSON I'VE EVER KNOWN.
他是一个孤儿 一个不被看好的人 HE WAS BROUGHT UP AN ORPHAN, AN OUTSIDER.
没有家 没有家人 无处可去 NO HOME, NO FAMILY, NOWHERE TO RUN TO.
当事情变得艰难时 WHEN THE GOING GOT TOUGH...
“妈妈 外面好冷” "MUMMY, MUMMY, IT'S COLD OUTSIDE.
“我可以进来吗” CAN I COME IN NOW?"
但 这里没有妈妈 WELL, THERE WAS NO MUMMY.
这个男人被欺负 THIS MAN HAS BEEN PUSHED AROUND,
被嘲笑，被羞辱 HE'S BEEN LAUGHED AT, HUMILIATED,
他在女人身上一败涂地 HE'S FAILED MISERABLY WITH WOMEN...
好了 ALL RIGHT.
为什么这个男人 WH-WHY? WHY DOES THIS MAN
会在审判席上 FIND HIMSELF HERE IN A COURTROOM?
因为这里没有任何一个人 BECAUSE THERE WAS NEVER ANYONE THERE
会做出改变 TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE.
就是今天 法官大人 TODAY, YOUR HONOR,
您可以做出改变 YOU CAN MAKE THAT DIFFERENCE.
你们两个人被判处3月 3 MONTHS FOR THE PAIR OF YOU.
这倒是不一样 THAT MADE A DIFFERENCE.
你们的经济状况如何？ WHAT ARE YOUR FINANCIAL CIRCUMSTANCES?
我们破产了了 -WE'RE BROKE. -WE'RE BROKE.
我要求你们归还所有 I ORDER YOU TO REPAY THE SUM EMBEZZLED...
盗用金额和花销 AND COSTS AT THE RATE OF...
一共每周50便士 50 PENCE PER WEEK.
下一个 Judge: NEXT!
喝酒聊一聊如何？ HOW ABOUT A DRINK AND A CHAT?
当然 ABSOLUTELY.
你知道他们住哪里？ YOU KNOW WHERE THEY LIVE?
嗯 亲爱的 UM, DARLING, WHAT ABOUT
一切明亮而美丽怎么样？ ALL THINGS BRIGHT AND BEAUTIFUL?
好 很好 YEAH. GOOD.
她要结婚了 SHE'S GETTING MARRIED.
为什么她不告诉我？ WHY DIDN'T SHE JUST TELL ME?
哦 不 OH, NO.
哦 不 不Jez OH, NO, NO, JEZ.
嗯 YEAH.
不 不Jez不 NO, NO, JEZ. NO.
这个说了什么 WHAT DOES THIS SAY?
50英镑 "£50..."
“王室赢得最高法院索赔 "THE PALACE WON ITS HIGH-COURT CLAIM
女王画像有损形象 "THAT THE QUEEN'S LIKENESS IS UNFLATTERING
具有诽谤性质 "AND THEREFORE DEFAMATORY.
作为紧急措施 "IN AN EMERGENCY MEASURE,
法庭要求英格兰银行 "THE COURTS ORDERED THE BANK OF ENGLAND
立刻召回所有50英镑 "TO IMMEDIATELY WITHDRAW THE £50 NOTE,
在6月19日13点以后 "MAKING IT NON-LEGAL TENDER AFTER...
将全部成为非法货币 JUNE 19, 1300 HOURS G.M.T."
那是我们出狱的前一天 THAT'S ONE DAY BEFORE WE'RE RELEASED.
什么 WHAT?
我们将拥有200万英镑的 WE ARE ABOUT TO BECOME THE PROUD POSSESSORS
无效钞票 OF 2 MILLION QUID OF USELESS NOTES
就因为女王不喜欢她的照片？ BECAUSE THE QUEEN DOESN'T LIKE HER PICTURE?
天哪 JESUS CHRIST!
有些人眼里永远都只有自己 IT'S SELF SELF SELF FOR SOME PEOPLE!
不不不 NO, NO, NO.
你拿200万去银行 YOU TAKE 2 MILLION TO A BANK,
他们一定会问问题的 THEY'RE GOING TO ASK QUESTIONS,
找警察过来谈话 TALK TO THE POLICE.
好吧 那买一些贵重的东西呢 OK. WHAT ABOUT BUYING SOMETHING EXPENSIVE?
嗯 是一个入狱的好方法 YEAH. THAT'S THE GREAT THING ABOUT PRISON.
商场是个好地方 THE SHOPPING FACILITIES ARE EXCELLENT.
策略得当的话 WE PLAY OUR CARDS RIGHT, WE CAN END UP
我们最后会得到价值200万的烟草 WITH £2 MILLION WORTH OF TOBACCO
和Pamela Anderson的海报 AND PAMELA ANDERSON POSTERS.
我是说找个人帮我们花 I MEANT GET SOMEONE TO SPEND IT FOR US.
Mickey这周出狱 MICKEY THE FENCE IS OUT THIS WEEK.
让我们问问他吧 LET'S ASK HIM TO DO IT.
嘿Mickey HEY, MICKEY!
GEORGIE.
不 NO.
不 不 不Jez NO, NO, NO, JEZ--
不 她不能知道我在这儿 NO. SHE MUSTN'T KNOW I'M HERE.
Jez这次是我们 JEZ, THIS IS US.
来搜查了 [WHISPERING] Search!
哦… OHH...
有味儿且空心 有利于吞咽 TANGY AND HOLLOW AND EASY TO SWALLOW.
别了吧 PLEASE DON'T.
它存我们亡 IT GOES DOWN, OR WE DO.
哦 我很骄傲 OH, I'M SO PROUD
你能做这些Robin YOU'RE DOING THIS, ROBIN.
我要给你当一天爸爸 I'M GOING TO BE YOUR FATHER FOR A DAY.
是的 你是的 YES, YOU ARE.
你紧张吗？ YOU NERVOUS?
紧张？ NERVOUS?
哦 不 GOD, NO.
不 NO.
你确定？ ARE YOU SURE?
不 我非常冷静 NO. I FEEL AMAZINGLY CALM.
如果你高兴 IF YOU'RE HAPPY,
那我也是 THEN SO AM I.
谢谢 TCH. WELL, THANKS.
我像个婚礼芭比 NO, I FEEL LIKE WEDDING-DAY BARBIE.
我不能更高兴了 I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER.
这很好 THAT'S GOOD.
我怕到僵硬了 I'M SCARED STIFF. [LAUGHS]
我忘记了 我有一封Jez给你的信 I FORGOT. I GOT A LETTER FOR YOU FROM JEZ.
哦 很好 从哪儿？巴西？ OH, GREAT. WHERE FROM, BRAZIL?
他在监狱里 HE'S IN PRISON.
他进监狱了？为什么？ HE'S IN PRISON? WHY?
那我不知道 WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
他说他想让你今天去见他 HE SAID HE WANTS YOU TO MEET HIM TODAY.
今天… TODAY...
哦天哪 我该怎么办 OH, GOD! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? GEORGIE,
Georgie你要结婚了 会好的 YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED. IT'S GOING TO BE OK.
是的 YES, IT IS.
你不来了？你没事儿吗？ ARE YOU NOT COMING? YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT?
我要接电话 对 I'LL ANSWER THE PHONE. YES.
都搞定了 Man on phone: IT'S SORTED.
我拿到了关闭基金的 I'VE SECURED THE EVICTION ORDER
驱逐令 FOR CLOSING THE FOUNDATION.
只要你一注册登记 就告诉我 AS SOON AS YOU SIGN THE REGISTER, LET ME KNOW.
你是谁 WHO IS THIS?
ROGER?
你知道我们告诉Georgie YOU KNOW THE WAY WE TOLD GEORGIE
我们是90年代罗宾汉 WE'RE NINETIES ROBIN HOODS?
嗯 YEAH.
那个… WELL...
如果她发现了真相 HOW WOULD YOU FEEL
你有什么感觉 IF SHE FOUND OUT THE TRUTH?
我的世界会崩塌 THE BOTTOM WOULD DROP OUT OF MY WORLD.
认真点儿 SERIOUSLY.
认真的？别告诉她 SERIOUSLY? DON'T TELL HER.
相爱 相敬 无论健康 Minister: LOVE, HONOR, AND KEEP HIM IN SICKNESS
还是疾苦 AND IN HEALTH,
是否愿意舍弃一切 AND KEEP THEE ONLY UNTO HIM
永远忠诚于他？ SO LONG AS YE BOTH SHALL LIVE?
我 I--
你好？ HELLO?
我要跟她说话 Floss on phone: I NEED TO SPEAK TO HER NOW.
对 RIGHT.
给你的 FOR YOU.
你好 哦Georgie感谢上帝 HELLO. OH, GEORGIE, THANK GOD!
听着 千万别嫁给他 他打算… LISTEN, DON'T MARRY HIM. HE'S GOING TO--
-你在哪儿？ -我在外面的车上 -WHERE ARE YOU? -I'M OUTSIDE IN THE ROLLS.
他要卖掉基金 HE'S GOING TO SELL THE FOUNDATION.
有些阴暗的交易牵涉其中 SOME SHADY BUSINESS INVOLVED.
哦 我明白了 OH, I SEE.
在此之前我想说 [WHISPERING] Before I say this,
我感到非常抱歉 I really am terribly sorry.
你个混蛋 YOU BASTARD!
好吧 至少我们知道了我们可以指望Georgie WELL, AT LEAST WE KNOW WE CAN COUNT ON GEORGIE.
我要去厕所 I'M GOING TO THE TOILET.
你来了 YOU CAME.
其实 WELL, YOU KNOW,
我只是路过 呃… I WAS JUST PASSING AND, UH...
你…你结婚了？ YOU...YOU'RE MARRIED?
不 我没有 NO, I'M NOT.
所以…我该怎么做 SO...HOW CAN I HELP?
花掉200万？ SPEND £2 MILLION?
这是每个女孩的梦想 THAT'S EVERY GIRL'S DREAM.
GEORGIE,
我不想对你撒谎 I WANT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.
怎么了Jez WHAT'S THE MATTER, JEZ?
嗯…我们存起来的钱… WELL...THE MONEY WE'VE SAVED--
是你们靠坑蒙拐骗赚到的 BUT YOU WERE DISHONEST GETTING IT.
对 但是… YEAH, BUT...
好吧 WELL, YEAH.
但这可以接受 BUT IT'S OK.
因为是出于好意 IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE
而且是劫富济贫 FROM PEOPLE WHO COULD AFFORD IT.
如果你愿意我可以帮你 IF YOU LIKE, I COULD GET IT DIRECT
直接给到孤儿计划 TO YOUR ORPHANS PROJECT FOR YOU.
是的 你可以 但是你看… YOU COULD, BUT YOU SEE--YOU SEE,
孤儿计划… THE ORPHANS PROJECT IS, WELL--
这样会对他们今年拿到的政府捐赠 THAT WOULD AFFECT THEIR TINY GOVERNMENT HANDOUT
有影响 THAT THEY'RE GETTING THIS YEAR.
HI, GEORGIE.
以及还有个小问题 ACTUALLY, THERE IS SORT OF ANOTHER SMALL PROBLEM.
钥匙？ THE KEY?
就像是高峰时期 IT'S LIKE RUSH HOUR IN HERE.
大塞车 GRIDLOCK.
Georgie你能拿到箱子之后 GEORGIE...COULD YOU GET THE CASES AND KEEP THEM WITH YOU
再回来取Dylan的钥匙吗？-当然 没问题 - AND THEN COME BACK FOR DYLAN'S KEY? -YES, OF COURSE.
箱子里包含了一种爆炸性安全系统 THEY'VE GOT AN EXPLOSIVE SECURITY SYSTEM.
你了解烈性炸药吗？ DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIGH EXPLOSIVES?
它可能会被触发，如果你…… -Jez我不会打开的 -'CAUSE IT'S JUST THAT IF YOU -JEZ, I WON'T OPEN THEM.
OK.
很好 GREAT.
谢了 THANKS.
再见 BYE.
她不会在我们出狱之前回来的 SHE'S NOT COMING BACK TILL THE DAY BEFORE OUR RELEASE.
太晚了 IT'S TOO LATE.
我们得让自己入院 WE'VE GOT TO GET OURSELVES HOSPITALIZED.
-再从那儿逃跑 -入院 -WE ESCAPE FROM THERE. -HOSPITALIZED.
打我 快点 打我 JUST...HIT ME. COME ON, HIT ME.
我们得这样打一小架 WE GOT TO, LIKE, ROUGH EACH OTHER UP A LITTLE BIT.
打我 HIT ME.
快点 COME ON.
我靠 OH, SHIT.
拜托了伙计们 COME ON, BOYS,
你们在玩什么把戏？ WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE PLAYING AT?
啊 AH!
啊~哇哦 AAH! WHOAAH!
你们还好吗？ ARE YOU LADS ALL RIGHT?
嗯 是的 YEAH, OK.
谢谢 THANKS.
呃 你的书掉了 UH, HEY, YOU—YOU FORGOT YOUR BOOK.
哦 OW.
我们只是需要些时间 WE JUST NEED SOME TIME.
对 YEAH.
他在那儿 THERE HE IS.
就是现在 Jez DESPERATE TIMES, JEZ.
嘿 嘿 你 HEY...HEY, YOU!
啊 AAH!
抓住它 Guard: HOLD IT! JEEZ, ALL RIGHT,
放手 放手 BREAK IT UP! BREAK IT UP!
快点儿 COME ON! HEY, FIGHT!
你演得太烂了 THE CRAPPY GUFF YOU DO!
嘿 HEY!
把他关禁闭 HAUL HIM INTO THE WARD! SECURE HIM!
哦天哪 OH, GOD...
拜托 Jez: COME ON.
我不行了 I CAN'T.
听着 LOOK...
你必须试一下 YOU'VE GOT TO TRY IT.
天哪Jez拜托 我试过了 相信我 OH, JEZ, COME ON. I'VE TRIED. BELIEVE ME.
好 你看 RIGHT. LISTEN...
如果我们不能换掉钱 IF WE DON'T GET THAT MONEY CHANGED,
所有的计划都会泡汤 ALL OUR PLANS ARE OVER.
完犊子了 FINISHED.
没有钥匙 NO KEY...
就没有豪宅 NO STATELY HOME.
没有豪宅？ NO STATELY HOME?
没有豪宅 NO STATELY HOME.
没有豪宅… NO STATELY HOME...
哦 OH...
呃 UH-OH...
哦 转过去 快转过去 OH, OH, TURN AROUND, TURN AROUND.
哦 OH.
警卫 GUARD?
警卫 GUARD!
这是啥？ WHAT'S WITH THIS?
哦不不 这没有… OH, NO, NO, THEY HAVEN'T...
应该有个缝隙 一般都会有… THEY HAVE A GAP, THEY ALWAYS HAVE...
哦 搞什么啊这是 OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD...
-嗨Georgie -嗨 -HI, GEORGIE. -HI.
Georgie嗨 你必须帮帮我们 GEORGIE, HI, YOU HAVE TO HELP US.
告诉她怎么解除箱子的防盗装置 TELL HER HOW TO DISARM THE CASES.
这是不可能的 她需要钥匙 IT'S NOT POSSIBLE. SHE NEEDS THE KEY.
那我… WELL, I...
锯子怎么样 WHAT ABOUT A SAW?
太冒险了 TOO RISKY.
我 呃… I, UH...
我已经走投无路了 你必须帮帮我 I'M A BROKEN MAN. YOU HAVE TO HELP ME.
我们 你必须帮帮我们 US. YOU HAVE TO HELP US.
好的 我试试 WELL, OK, I'LL TRY.
我要单独跟她聊 I'D LIKE TO BE ALONE.
呃 Georgie UM, GEORGIE...
箱子里的钱 不是 THE MONEY IN THE CASES, I-IT'S NOT...
什么 WHAT?
这钱 THE MONEY--THE MONEY-- THE MONEY--THE MONEY--
这钱不是… I-I-IT'S NOT-- IT'S NOT--IT'S NOT--
Jez 别紧张 JEZ, CALM DOWN.
孤儿，孤儿 呃… THE ORPHANS. THE ORPHANS, UH...
你还记得我跟你说过孤儿这事儿吗？ REMEMBER I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE ORPHANS?
嗯 YEAH?
呃 孤儿… WELL, TH-THE ORPHANS...
你看 我要说的是… LOOK, WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS--IS--IS THAT--
钱 箱子里的钱 IS THAT THE MONEY, THE MONEY IN THE CASES,
穷人… THE...THE POOR PEOPLE! THE POOR PEOPLE--
穷人是指…… THE POOR PEOPLE ARE--ARE--
穷人是指 THE POOR PEOPLE ARE--
我们 ARE WE.
我们才是穷人 ARE WE. WE. WE'RE THE POOR PEOPLE.
这钱是为了你们自己？ WHAT, YOU KEPT ALL THE MONEY FOR YOURSELVES?
你对我撒了谎 YOU LIED TO ME.
我们是孤儿…… WE'RE THE ORPHANS.
我们从来没有家 WE NEVER HAD A HOME.
Jez你告诉她了？ JEZ, YOU TOLD HER?
你就… WELL, JUST--JUST...
你就直接告诉她了 COME ON, JUST-- YOU TOLD HER.
对 YEAH.
我不敢相信你竟然告诉她了 I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU TOLD HER!
JEZ!
她…她恨我 SH-SHE HATES ME.
她当然恨你了 YEAH, OF COURSE SHE HATES YOU,
因为你是个笨蛋 Jez BECAUSE YOU'RE A SCHMUCK, JEZ.
这就是原因 HERE--HERE'S WHY:
她很穷 UM, SHE'S POOR,
她拿到了我们的箱子 SHE'S GOT OUR CASES,
然后她之前又被你耍了 AND SHE'S BEEN DICKED BY YOU.
我们永远也见不到她了 WE'RE NEVER GOING TO SEE HER AGAIN!
我不在乎你是不是真的抱歉 I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE SORRY SORRY.
如果Roger拿到了驱逐令 IF ROGER HAD GOT EVICTION ORDERS,
他从哪儿拿到呢？ WHERE WOULD HE HAVE GOT THEM FROM?
啊 AH.
任何律师那儿 ANY LAWYER.
哈 真有用 OH, THAT'S HELPFUL.
如果我想留下房子、基金和土地 OK. IF I WANTED TO SAVE THE HOUSE, THE FOUNDATION,
需要些什么？ AND THE GROUNDS, WHAT WOULD I NEED?
现在说这个有点儿晚了 WELL, IT'S GETTING A LITTLE LATE FOR THAT.
需要多少钱 HOW MUCH?
150万英镑 £1.5 MILLION.
加上遗产税 BUT, WITH DEATH DUTIES
以及我的费用，大概200万英镑 AND MY...FEES, ABOUT 2 MILLION.
截止到什么时候？ BY WHEN?
到下周 NEXT WEEK.
吃饼干吗？ BISCUIT?
谢谢 THANK YOU.
长官要见你俩 GOVERNOR WANTS TO SEE YOU TWO IN HIS OFFICE.
JEREMIAH...
DYLAN...
Lesley死了 LESLEY HAS DIED.
LESLEY?
哦不… OH, NO...
谁？ WHO?
LESLEY!
Lesley死了 LESLEY'S DEAD!
Lesley是谁？ WHO--WHO'S LESLEY?
我们的Lesley死了？ OUR LESLEY IS--IS DEAD?
长官… Dylan: GOVERNOR...
Lesley还那么年轻……那么有活力 LESLEY WAS SO YOUNG AND SO--AND SO FRESH.
84.
只有84岁 JUST 84.
是我见过最朝气蓬勃的 THE MOST...SPRIGHTLY PENSIONER
老人 I EVER MET.
谁是Lesley？ WHO'S LESLEY?
你是… WILL YOU--
先生Lesley就像是一位阿姨 SIR, LESLEY WAS-- WAS LIKE AN AUNTIE.
-呃 叔叔 -叔叔 -UH, UNCLE. [COUGHS] -UNCLE. [COUGHS]
叔叔 叔叔、阿姨 UNCLE. UNCLE, AUNTIE...
导师一样 对这个男人而言 看看他 GURU TO THIS MAN, AND LOOK AT HIM,
他已经变得情感麻木了 HE'S BECOME EMOTIONALLY DETACHED.
嘿 嘿 HEY. HEY!
Lesley已经死了 LESLEY IS DEAD, MAN!
他走了 LESLEY'S GONE!
哦…哦… OHH...OH...
好了好了 兄弟 OK. OK. OK, BUDDY.
哦Lesley不要 OH, LESLEY, LESLEY! NO!
我想他现在在慢慢释放这些情绪 I THINK IT'S STARTING TO GET THROUGH TO HIM.
发泄出来 兄弟 LET IT OUT, BUDDY.
宣泄出来 好的 LET IT OUT. OK.
别憋着 LET IT OUT.
今天早上举行火葬仪式 THE CREMATION IS THIS MORNING.
我很抱歉 I'M SO SORRY.
对于你们的不幸 我深表遗憾 节哀顺变 I, TOO, AM SORRY TO HEAR OF YOUR LOSS.
我本来考虑过 I'VE TAKEN INTO ACCOUNT
准许你们明天假释 THAT YOU ARE TO BE PAROLED TOMORROW ANYWAY,
并且决定让你们 AND I HAVE DECIDED TO ALLOW YOU
去参加仪式 TO ATTEND THE CEREMONY.
谢谢您 非常感谢 THANK YOU, SIR. THANK YOU.
谢谢您 THANK YOU, SIR.
谢谢 MMWAH! THANK YOU.
谢谢 THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
* OFTEN SEE ME WAKE YOU IN THE SUN *
* IN THE SUMMERTIME
* SOME LOUSY DEED AND NOW WE'RE DONE *
跪下 跪下 [WHISPERING] Kneel down. Kneel down.
可以让我们单独相处一会儿 COULD YOU LEAVE US FOR A FEW MINUTES?
哦 OH...
对不起我撒谎了 I'M SORRY I LIED.
不用 打开后备箱 DON'T BE. OPEN THE BOOT.
等等 把钱放进这里 WAIT. PUT THE MONEY IN HERE.
箱子很好，但也很高调 THE CASES ARE GREAT, BUT THEY'RE HARDLY SUBTLE.
豪… STATELY...
宅 HOME.
来吧 COME ON.
我应该检查一下 I SHOULD CHECK.
给他们点儿时间 JUST GIVE THEM ANOTHER COUPLE OF MINUTES--
不行 我得看一下 NO. I SHOULD LOOK.
拜托 我不认为你…… LOOK HERE, I DON'T THINK YOU--
请问可以完事儿了吗？ CAN WE GET THIS OVER, PLEASE?
你们还好吗？ ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
再给我们一些时间 拜托了 JUST A FEW MORE MINUTES, PLEASE.
他们出去了 THEY'VE GONE OUT.
我们要去哪儿？ WHERE ARE WE GOING?
有一副棋 THERE'S A CHESS SET
在拍卖会上大概价值180万英镑 THAT'S EXPECTED TO TAKE ABOUT £1,800,000 AT AUCTION.
我们用这些钱买下它 WE BUY IT WITH THE MONEY
然后我们再卖掉它 对 AND THEN WE RESELL IT. OH, YES.
这很棒 Georgie AMAZING, GEORGIE.
哦 OH...
哦 不要 OH, NO...
我们要赶不上了 WE'RE NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT.
太晚了 WE'LL BE TOO LATE.
我简直不能…… OH, I CAN'T...
我们回去 再做计划 WE GET BACK, MAKE A PLAN.
回去？不要 BACK? NO.
Dylan回去吧 Jez: DYLAN, BACK.
回去还是继续往前走 BACK OR FORWARDS?
-回去 -往前 -BACK. -FORWARDS.
-回去 -往前 -BACK! -FORWARDS!
-不 -我们必须去… -NO... -WE HAVE TO GO--
你傻了吧 YOU'RE DRUNK!
回去 BACK!
对不起 就这样了 我要进去 I'M SORRY. THAT'S IT. I'M GOING IN.
我不觉得你必须得… I DON'T THINK YOU MUST...
你必须得注意… YOU MUST HAVE NOTICED...
哦 OHH...
哦天哪 我想她晕倒了 OH, MY... I THINK SHE'S FAINTED.
哦 把钱藏起来 [WHISPERING] Oh. Hide the money.
不 NO...OH!
别 NO, QUIT...
不要 NO. NO.
不要 NO!
别这样 NO! NO!
……在此 我们将他之身交由…… "...HEREBY COMMIT HIS BODY TO THE..."
好吧 如果你们爱他 就让他安心地走 OK. IF YOU LOVED HIM, LET HIM GO.
……尘归尘 土归土 "...DUST TO DUST
怀抱信念与希望…… IN THE SURE AND CERTAIN HOPE..."
我真的很抱歉 LOOK, I'M REALLY SORRY.
明天12点我来接你们 I'LL PICK YOU UP TOMORROW AT 12:00.
我是Georgina事情都办妥了？ HERE'S GEORGINA. GOT EVERYTHING?
Vicar，谢谢 你太棒了 THANKS. YOU'RE REALLY QUICK, VICAR.
干得好Mikey，也谢谢你Hilda WELL DONE, MIKEY. THANK YOU, HILDA.
我们最好快点儿离开这儿 WE SHOULD BETTER GET AWAY ON THIS.
我想我们圆满完成了任务 I THINK WE PULLED IT OFF RATHER WELL.
我来找Collyns先生 I'M HERE TO SEE MR. COLLYNS.
请稍等 他现在恐怕在忙 WELL, JUST A MINUTE NOW. I'M AFRAID HE'S BUSY--
Collyns先生 MR. COLLYNS--
ROGER.
我有给基金的钱了 I HAVE THE MONEY FOR THE FOUNDATION.
实在对不起 I'M SORRY, I...
我已经尽可能地拖延他了 HELD HIM OFF AS LONG AS I COULD.
我 呃… I...UH...
你做了什么？ WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
我不得不把你的房子卖给他 I HAD TO SELL HIM YOUR HOUSE.
很遗憾 AND THAT MEANS
这意味着基金 THE FOUNDATION WILL...
不得不关闭了 SADLY HAVE TO BE SHUTTERED.
你把我的房子卖给了他？ YOU SOLD HIM MY HOUSE?
对 我… WELL, I--
呃 UM...
你搞砸了一桩 YOU BUGGERED A PROPERTY DEAL
本来可以令我们变得超乎想象 THAT COULD'VE MADE US RICHER
富有的房产交易 THAN YOU COULD HAVE POSSIBLY IMAGINED.
一桩房产交易？ A PROPERTY DEAL? A PROPERTY DEAL!
天哪 Roger CHRIST, ROGER,
我们从小就认识 YOU'VE KNOWN ME SINCE I WAS A CHILD.
钱对我来说重要吗？ HAS MONEY EVER MEANT ANYTHING TO ME?
而且你知道 我是真的以为 AND, YOU KNOW, I HONESTLY THOUGHT
我们可以结婚一起日子 OUR MARRIAGE COULD WORK.
我不爱你 你知道的 I DIDN'T LOVE YOU. YOU KNEW THAT.
但我以为我懂你 BUT I HAD THOUGHT I UNDERSTOOD YOU,
最起码是了解的 WHAT LITTLE THERE WAS TO UNDERSTAND,
但你真的是长本事了 BUT YOU REALLY HAVE SURPASSED YOURSELF,
可以一直保守这个秘密… MANAGING TO KEEP A SECRET FOR...
天哪 这些年你一直想要我嫁给你 WELL, CHRIST, YOU'VE BEEN PROPOSING TO ME FOR YEARS.
就是为了这个？ IS THAT WHAT YOU HAD AT THE BACK OF YOUR MIND?
当然不是 OF COURSE NOT.
我几个月前 I MET THE BUSINESSMAN...
才认识这位先生 A FEW MONTHS AGO?
这只是 IT WAS
一次千载难逢的交易 A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME DEAL.
是你 YOU.
我就觉得这场骗局后面 WELL, I SUPPOSE THERE HAD TO BE SOME BRAINS
一定有人在搞鬼 BEHIND THIS DECEPTION.
我们那么信任你 WE TRUSTED YOU!
从最困难的时候 YOU'VE BEEN OUR FAMILY LAWYER
你就是我们的家族律师 SINCE THE DARK AGES.
就把房子卖给我 OH, LOOK, JUST SELL ME THE HOUSE.
你留着有什么用？ WHAT USE IS IT TO YOU?
你让我在所有的朋友面前蒙羞 YOU MADE ME LOOK A BLOODY FOOL
像个该死的傻瓜 IN FRONT OF ALL MY FRIENDS.
Roger你能说出来这很好 BUT THAT'S VERY KIND OF YOU TO SAY SO, ROGER,
但说句公道话 你对我干的那些事 BUT IN ALL FAIRNESS, I THINK A LITTLE
是我之前考虑得太少了 OF THE GROUNDWORK HAD BEEN DONE FOR ME.
Collyns先生 你被开除了 MR. COLLYNS, YOU'RE SACKED.
不再负责你的房产交易？ FROM DEALING WITH YOUR POVERTY?
你好 HELLO.
你买了那匹马 YOU BOUGHT THE HORSE.
ROGER.
是的 我想要那匹马 YES, I HAVE, AND I WANT THE HOUSE
以及基金 AND THE FOUNDATION BACK.
Georgie听着 NOW, LOOK, GEORGIE,
我必须给你解释一下 THERE'S SOMETHING I MUST EXPLAIN TO YOU.
我同意这桩买卖 I AUTHORIZED THE SALE.
什么 WHAT?
你刚花了200万英镑 YOU JUST PAID 2 MILLION QUID
买了一堆狗粮和木胶 FOR SOME DOG FOOD AND WOOD GLUE.
哈哈哈 HA HA HA!
不好意思 EXCUSE ME.
我想和你谈谈 I WANT A WORD WITH YOU.
你知道Pinkworth先生 DO YOU KNOW THE WHEREABOUTS
的下落吗？ OF MR. PINKWORTH?
呃 UM...
哦 爸爸 OH, DADDY!
STRATTON-LUCE.
也许 Dylan: MAYBE.
天哪 发生了什么 OH, GOD, WHAT HAPPENED?
呃 UM...
钱没有被烧掉 THE MONEY DIDN'T BURN IN THE COFFIN.
什么 THE WHAT?
我父亲把我们家房子的一侧 MY FATHER CONVERTED ONE WING OF OUR FAMILY HOUSE
变成了一个针对唐氏综合征患者的 INTO A FOUNDATION FOR CHILDREN
儿童基金 WITH DOWN'S SYNDROME.
我弟弟就是个唐氏综合征患者 MY BROTHER WAS BORN DOWN'S.
钱在哪里？ WHERE'S THE MONEY?
呃 我父亲最近去世了 WELL, FATHER DIED RECENTLY,
因为我们无法支付遗产税 AND THE HOUSE AND GROUNDS HAD TO GO INTO RECEIVERSHIP
房子和土地不得不被当作破产接管 BECAUSE WE COULDN'T PAY THE DEATH DUTIES.
你花光了我们的钱 YOU'VE SPENT ALL OF OUR MONEY
用在唐氏综合征患者身上 ON PEOPLE WITH DOWN'S SYNDROME.
Dylan我们之前以为我们的钱全没了 DYLAN, WE THOUGHT WE'D LOST THE MONEY.
我本来想买下房子 WELL, I WANTED TO BUY THE HOUSE...
但是太晚了 BUT I WAS TOO LATE.
所以你买了什么？ SO WHAT DID YOU BUY?
我觉得你们最好出来一下 I THINK YOU BETTER COME OUTSIDE.
我感到不适 I FEEL SICK.
我们本来可以有一个美丽的宅子 WE COULD'VE HAD THIS BEAUTIFUL MANSION
过上好日子 WHERE WE ALL COULD'VE LIVED IN LUXURY,
尽管里面有一群疯子… ALBEIT WITH A BUNCH OF LOONIES--
不好意思 是弱势儿童 I'M SORRY, DISADVANTAGED CHILDREN.
结果我们只有一匹马 INSTEAD ALL WE'VE GOT IS A HORSE
它的价值跟意大利香肠差不多 WHOSE ONLY VALUE IS AS ITALIAN SAUSAGE.
对不起 Vaccum SORRY, VACUUM,
这是事实 IT HAPPENS TO BE THE TRUTH.
这是我的姐妹Floss THIS IS MY SISTER FLOSS
还有我们的弟弟Robin AND OUR BROTHER ROBIN,
这是Jez AND THIS IS JEZ.
和Dylan AND DYLAN.
嗨 HI.
都无话可说 BOTH LOST FOR WORDS.
这有些不同寻常 THAT'S PRETTY UNUSUAL.
我接到了电话 Georgie I GOT A CALL, GEORGIE,
Robin中午之前必须离开 AND ROBIN HAS TO BE OUT BY MIDDAY.
我不敢相信Roger会这么做 I CAN'T BELIEVE ROGER'S DOING THIS.
他很生气 HE'S ANGRY
而且也不喜欢我的朋友 AND DOESN'T LIKE MY FRIENDS.
我们会拯救你的弟弟 WE'RE GOING TO SAVE YOUR BROTHER...
ROBIN...
以及你的房子 AND YOUR HOUSE.
怎么做？ HOW?
女士 别担心 MA'AM, DON'T YOU WORRY.
必须赢 Jez IT'S GOT TO WIN, JEZ.
是 我明白 YEAH. I GOT IT.
赛马要怎么赢 WHAT MAKES A HORSE WIN?
速度？ SPEED?
还有呢？ WHAT ELSE?
健壮 FITNESS.
对 还有吗？ YEAH. WHAT ELSE?
平衡感 OH. BALANCE.
以及？ YEAH. WHAT ELSE?
在马前面放它想要的东西 FANCYING THE HORSE IN FRONT.
哈哈 HA HA!
还有什么？ WHAT ELSE?
拜托Jez COME ON, JEZ.
一个轻盈的骑师 A LIGHT JOCKEY.
下一场比赛 P.A.: THE NEXT RACE ON YOUR CARDS,
女士们先生们 是今天的主竞赛 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IS THE FEATURE RACE OF THE DAY:
第57届 THE 57th RUNNING
KPMG第一挑战杯 OF THE GROUP-ONE K.P.M.G. CHALLENGE CUP.
本次比赛的亮点…… AND THE HIGHLIGHTS OF THE RACE NOW...
你旋转得越多 OK, THE MORE YOU TURN THIS,
就会有更强的磁力让你向下压 THE STRONGER THE MAGNETIC FIELD WILL PULL YOU DOWN.
了解 好的 DOWN. DOWN.
Jez你来搞定这些袖子 JEZ, YOU WANT TO GET THAT SLEEVE?
好的 谢谢 OK. THANK YOU.
Panties下午好 AFTERNOON, PANTIES.
下午好 先生 AFTERNOON, SIR.
好的 RIGHT.
-午饭吃太多了，嗯？ -哈哈哈哈 -TOO MANY BIG LUNCHES, EH? -HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
好的 你可以拿掉4磅 YES, YOU CAN, UH, YOU CAN TAKE 4 POUNDS OFF.
-谢谢 -应该的 THANK YOU. CERTAINLY.
下一个 NEXT, PLEASE.
所有赛手都已就位 P.A.: ALL THE RUNNERS ARE DOWN AT THE START NOW.
他们都为今天下午的大赛而来 THEY'RE GOING BEHIND FOR THE BIG RACE OF THE AFTERNOON,
比赛开始之前不会等太久 AND IT WON'T BE LONG BEFORE THEY'RE UNDERWAY.
关于投注情况，Old Whiskey更被看好为6比4 IN THE BETTING RING, OLD WHISKEY IS FAVORED AT 6 TO 4.
Wackerjack是3比1一注 WACKERJACK IS A 3-TO-1 SHOT.
Louie's Boy已超越范围 LOUIE'S BOY HAS GONE OUT A POINT.
我们在这里 HERE WE ARE.
看看谁来了 LOOK WHO'S HERE.
祝你的老马好运 GOOD LUCK, YOU OLD FILLY.
…16比1 P.A.: ...TO 16-1 FROM 12.
装载一切平稳 LOADING'S GOING FAIRLY SMOOTHLY.
大部分的赛手已入栏 MOST OF THE RUNNERS IN STALL.
最后一位正在往前走 她们都已就位 LAST ONE'S COMING FORWARD. THEY'RE ALL IN.
现在转交给Peter O'sullevan IT'S OVER TO PETER O'SULLEVAN.
它们在发令员的指挥下 它们出发了 O'Sullevan: THEY'RE UNDER STARTER'S ORDERS, AND THEY'RE OFF!
这里是第57届KPMG第一挑战杯 AND IN THE 57th RUNNING OF THE K.P.M.G. CHALLENGE CUP,
Mr. Henry跑得很快 MR. HENRY'S GONE OUT VERY QUICKLY,
紧跟着的是Wackerjack和Tender Moments FOLLOWED BY WACKERJACK AND TENDER MOMENTS.
在领先者后面的是最受喜爱的Old Whiskey BACK BEHIND THE LEADERS IS THE FAVORITE OLD WHISKEY,
看起来已经准备好了一切 WHO LOOKS READY FOR ANYTHING.
接下来是King's Will和Canjalopie THEN COMES KING'S WILL AND CANJALOPIE.
它们跑了大约一弗隆（长度单位） THEY'VE TRAVELED ABOUT A FURLONG,
Mr Henry跑过了Louie's Boy AND IT'S MR. HENRY MAKING THE RUNNING FROM LOUIE'S BOY
然后是Wackerjack，Tender Moments THEN WACKERJACK, TENDER MOMENTS,
在外围的Vacuum Pack ON THE OUTSIDE OF VACUUM PACK,
在此阶段跑得非常卖力 RUNNING A VERY STRONG RACE AT THIS STAGE.
所以Louie's Boy和Mr. Henry在前 SO IT'S LOUIE'S BOY AND MR. HENRY,
Tender Moments在它俩后面 TENDER MOMENTS BEHIND THESE 2,
然后是小灰Vacuum Pack THEN THE GRAY VACUUM PACK.
Vacuum Pack是个老古董了 VACUUM PACK'S AN OLD PUFFER.
我真他妈不敢相信 I CAN'T BLOODY BELIEVE THIS.
领先者之间已经没有选择 NOTHING TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THE LEADERS.
你让我卖掉它 YOU TOLD ME TO SELL HIM!
Louie's Boy打败了它 ...LOUIE'S BOY BATTLE IT OUT,
但Vacuum Pack正威胁着它俩 BUT VACUUM PACK IS THREATENING THEM BOTH,
他已经开始…… AND HE'S STARTED...
来吧 宝贝 COME ON, BABY!
哇哦 WHOO!
Vacuum Pack 16比1一注 ...AND VACUUM PACK, THE 16-TO-1 SHOT
非常轻松地赶上来 IS MOVING VERY EASILY
只差一个身位 AND COMES WITHIN A LENGTH OF THE LEAD.
Old Whiskey也非常快地赶了上来 BUT COMING UP VERY FAST IS THE FAVORITE OLD WHISKEY,
看起来拼尽了全力 WHO LOOKS FULL OF RUNNING.
现在Vacuum… AND NOW, VACUUM...
靠 加油啊 Vacuum SHIT. COME ON, VACUUM.
Old Whiskey的确跑得非常快 OLD WHISKEY IS COMING UP VERY FAST, INDEED...
加油 COME ON!
Vacuum Pack还领先于Old Whiskey IT'S VACUUM PACK STILL FROM OLD WHISKEY,
现在Old Whiskey成功超越了 AND NOW OLD WHISKEY HAS TAKEN IT UP.
拜托 动手吧 PLEASE, DO IT.
上氦气 AND HELIUM.
Old Whiskey超越了Vacuum Pack OLD WHISKEY FROM VACUUM PACK.
他就像最喜爱的那样 HE LOOKS LIKE THE FAVORITE,
Vacuum Pack又重新逼近领先位置 BUT VACUUM PACK'S COMING BACK TO THE LEADER.
Vacuum Pack太精彩了 VACUUM PACK-- WELL, IT'S AMAZING!
Vacuum Pack找到了机会 VACUUM PACK'S FOUND SOMETHING EXTRA.
我不知道他身上有什么魔力 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S PACKING IN HIS VACUUM,
但他的确是扬帆起航了 BUT HE'S CERTAINLY GOT THE WIND IN HIS SAILS NOW.
正如我们从终点看到的 是Vacuum Pack，Old Whiskey AS WE HEAD FOR THE LINE, VACUUM PACK, OLD WHISKEY.
就是他们俩了 THERE'S NOTHING TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THEM.
Vacuum Pack，Old Whiskey VACUUM PACK, OLD WHISKEY.
他们来到了终点 AND AS THEY COME TO THE LINE,
Vacuum Pack成功越线… VACUUM PACK GETS THERE FOR THE...
哇哦 WHOO!
小灰Vacuum Pack贡献了多么精彩的表现 WHAT A PERFORMANCE BY THE GRAY VACUUM PACK.
让我们来点香槟 LET'S GET SOME CHAMPAGNE.
哦 别来这套 OH, DON'T START.
OHH!
女士们先生们 P.A.: AND SO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
准备好您的掌声 YOUR APPLAUSE, PLEASE,
为第57届挑战杯冠军Vacuum Pack喝彩 FOR THE WINNER OF THE 57th K.P.M.G. CHALLENGE CUP,
以及恭喜 VACUUM PACK, AND A WARM HAND, PLEASE,
冠军骑师Bobby Panfield FOR THE WINNING JOCKEY, BOBBY PANFIELD.
我们愿意支付15万几尼作为配种费 WE'LL PAY A STUD FEE OF 150,000 GUINEAS.
我知道Vacuum最近的一次交易 I KNOW VACUUM'S A RECENT PURCHASE.
我保证我们会支付给你 I'M SURE WE CAN PAY YOU
更多的钱 MORE THAN YOU LAID OUT.
我要了那匹马 出个价吧 I WANT THAT HORSE. NAME YOUR PRICE.
谢谢 女士们先生们 THANK YOU, LADIES, GENTLEMEN.
Roger你有什么提议呢？ ROGER, ANY OFFERS?
好吧 我…… ALL RIGHT. I'LL, UH...
我把房子还给你 I'LL GIVE YOU THE HOUSE BACK.
我加价 I'LL TOP THAT.
无论他出什么价 我的会更好 WHATEVER HE OFFERS, I'LL BETTER.
以及 呃10万 AND, UM, AND 100,000.
3.
50万 500,000.
OK.
以及 OH, AND THE ROLLS.
我只需要你签在 呃… I JUST NEED YOU TO SIGN, UH...
这里 HERE.
50万 500...
我就知道我们有 [HELIUM VOICE] I KNEW IF WE GOT
最佳状态 我们像是飞了起来 THE RIGHT CONDITIONS, WE'D BE FLYING.
干得漂亮 精彩的比赛Georgina女爵 WELL DONE. MARVELOUS RACE, LADY GEORGINA.
谢谢您 OH, THANK YOU.
哦 OH, UH...
我忘记说了 I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT.
Georgina女爵？ LADY GEORGINA?
你没有生气 是不是？ YOU'RE NOT CROSS, ARE YOU?
不 你很开心 NO, YOU'RE PLEASED.
一个医生，一个王室贵族 A DOCTOR, A PEER OF THE REALM,
而且还有文书技能 AND WITH SECRETARIAL SKILLS--
谁会生气？ WHO'D BE CROSS?
哇哦 WHOO!
"BICKWORTH"?!
BICKWORTH是什么？ "BICKWORTH"? WHAT IS THIS?
哦 天哪 这是Ross夫人给的 OH, GOD, IT'S FROM MRS. ROSS.
-什么？-我觉得是一份法律文件 -WHAT? -I THINK IT'S A WRIT.
是给Jez的 IT'S FOR JEZ.
你画的电路图是可行的 THE CIRCUIT DIAGRAM YOU DREW WORKED.
她想授权Verbitec芯片 SHE WANTS TO LICENSE THE VERBITEC CHIP.
Jez你是个天才 JEZ, YOU'RE A GENIUS.
* DOO, DOO, DOO DOO, DOO DOO, D-D-D-DOO *
* DOO DOO, DOO DOO, DOO DOO *
* WAH WAH WAH WAH, WAH WAH, WAH WAH WAH *
* DO YOU KNOW THE WAY TO SAN JOSE? *
* I'VE BEEN AWAY SO LONG
* I MAY GO WRONG AND LOSE MY WAY *
[WITH DIONNE WARWICK] * DO YOU KNOW THE WAY
* TO SAN JOSE? *
* I'M GOING BACK TO FIND SOME PEACE OF MIND IN SAN JOSE *
* L.A. IS A GREAT BIG FREEWAY *
* PUT A 100 DOWN AND BUY A CAR *
* IN A WEEK, MAYBE 2, THEY'LL MAKE YOU A STAR *
* WEEKS TURN INTO YEARS, HOW QUICK THEY PASS *
* AND ALL THE STARS THAT NEVER WERE *
* ARE PARKING CARS AND PUMPING GAS *
* YOU CAN REALLY BREATHE IN SAN JOSE *
* THEY'VE GOT A LOT OF SPACE *
* THERE'LL BE A PLACE WHERE I CAN STAY *
* I WAS BORN AND RAISED IN SAN JOSE *
* I'M GOING BACK TO FIND SOME PEACE OF MIND IN SAN JOSE *
我想知道 你是否…… I WAS WONDERING, WOULD YOU...
也许你可以考虑… PERHAPS YOU MIGHT CONSIDER...
或者你想… OR...OR-- OR THINK ABOUT...
也许… POSSIBLY...
我觉得 他想说 I THINK, UH, HE'S TRYING TO ASK
你是否想吻他 IF YOU'D LIKE TO KISS HIM.
来吧 OH, GO ON, THEN.
难道英国贵族丢失了所有礼仪？ HAS THE BRITISH ARISTOCRACY LOST ALL SENSE OF DECENCY?
我希望是这样的 I CERTAINLY HOPE SO.
* HEY, I'M NOT THE TYPE
* TO SAY ONE THING AND DO ANOTHER *
* AND IF IT'S ALL RIGHT
* I'D KIND OF LIKE TO BE YOUR LOVER *
* 'CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE WITH ME *
* I CAN'T HELP BUT BE *
* SO DESPERATELY
* UNCONTROLLABLY
* HAPPY
* AND HEY, I'M NOT THE KIND *
* TO FALL IN LOVE WITHOUT GOOD REASON *
* AND IF THAT'S A CRIME
* THEN, BABY, I'M COMMITTING HIGH TREASON *
* 'CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE WITH ME *
* I'M ABSOLUTELY
* AND TOTALLY QUITE UNCONTROLLABLY *
* HAPPY
* AND, HEY, I'M NOT SO BLIND *
* THAT I CAN'T SEE WHERE WE'RE ALL GOING *
* AND IT'S NO FAULT OF MINE *
* IF HUMANKIND REAPS WHAT IT'S SOWING *
* JUST AS LONG AS WE ARE TOGETHER FOREVER *
* I'LL NEVER BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN *
* HAPPY!
* OHH!
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CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC.
* HEY, DON'T BE SURPRISED
* IF MILLIONS DIE IN PLAGUE AND MURDER *
* TRUE HAPPINESS LIES
* BEYOND YOUR FRIES AND HAPPY BURGER *